Monday, December 23, 2013

Tis' The Season of: Capricorn

Christmas time is here. So heralds the beginning of yet another winter--all that snow, cold, and bundling up.

I loathe winter. Perhaps that is not why I am a Capricorn, the sexy nerds of the zodiac.

He's a nerd because he's wearing glasses. Obviously.
You can't spell Capricious without Capricorn. And yet for all their calculating indecision, Capricorns adhere to a strong standard of self-values.

Capricorns, like their Scorpio cousins, are often accused of being cold and/or bitchy due to their rigid ambition and penchant for not suffering fools wisely. That said, Capricorns are compassionate and traditional when it comes to love and loving. They also know how to dress to kill. When they want something, they will stop and nothing to attain it.


Capricorn men are:
- Determined
- Organized 
- Good with their money 
- Hard-working 
- Good at managing time and people


But far from being perfect, Capricorn guys can also be:
- Insensitive 
- Condescending 
- Greedy/Stingy 
- Overly-skeptical
- Prone to using people  


So what can a Capricorn fella help you with?
- Your taxes (jk)
- Getting on the right track with your life
- Career advice 
- Working on your self-control, especially when it comes to love
- Communication 
- Helping you mature 


If you want a sophisticated guy who's a gentleman in the streets but a freak elsewheres, then Capricorn is the guy for you!






Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Your Christmas/Hanukah/Non-Denominational-Gift-Giving-Day Present....Horoscope

Now that's a title! Good thing Blogspot doesn't have a character limit, am I right?



With the holiday of consumerism and gift exchanging approaching, so too does the sense of fear and anxiety that comes with trying to figure out what to get that special someone. And if you're here reading this blog, chances are that special someone is the same gender as you.

But what if all we had to go on a person was their date of birth and some astrological stereotypes? This gift giving guide will suit all your horoscopical needs.

On the first day of Christmas, my Aries gave to me:

A bottle of whiskey, a shinguard, and a bandaid.

On the second day of Christmas, my Taurus gave to me:

COOKIES AND PORN.

On the third day of Christmas, my Gemini gave to me:

A better texting plan and the key to his dungeon.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my Cancer gave to me:

A gold watch, a tiara, and the key to his apartment.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my Leo gave to me:

One of those electronic picture frames...already uploaded with photos of himself.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my Virgo gave to me:

Deodorant, a mixed CD of sad-eyed songstresses, artisinal teas and a note that labels them by their accurate name: “tisanes”.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my Libra gave to me:

100-thread count sheets, a condom, an explicit invitation, and BEYONCE.



On the eight day of Christmas, my Scorpio gave to me:

The key to his apartment and the key to his dungeon...before he switched the locks on both.


On the ninth day of Christmas, my Sagittarius gave to me:

Another Sagittarius.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my Capricorn gave to me:



On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Aquarius gave to me:

A spider monkey, a sequoia, a replica of the “Garden of Earthly Delights,” and...an iPad.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my Pisces gave to me:

Finger paints and an Enya CD.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!


Gemini X Earth Signs



Gemini X Capricorn = Wind + Metal = Noise (...to be fair, this is a hard one)

The Good: Gemini may be that one special lad who gets Capricorn out of his goat pen. Normally, Capricorns steer well clear of trouble but if the Gemini in question is more of the intellectual, cosmopolitan variety, the Capricorn in turn is game. And when it comes to being fancy and going out on the town, being seen, these two love to play the social game. Provided it doesn't put the burden on Capricorn's wallet that is! Here's how the relationship usually plays out: Capricorn serves as the patron while Gemini gives back the fun and emotional (or otherwise) stimulation. Often the Capricorn may view the Gemini as his little social butterfly, always running around while he would prefer to stay in an enjoy a nice Chiante. To that end, dating a Gemini may be more for the adventurous variety of Capricorn.

The Bad: Because of their discrepancies, Capricorn can tire quickly of Gemini. Capricorns don't necessarily like to control, but they do like to set up rules and parameters. Gemini is good at being bad and not listening to the rules. Or he often forgets what they are in the first place. His gripe with the goat is that Capricorn is too damn stodgy. Capricorn also feels as if Gemini is just spending his money and time without giving anything back in return. Both of them will need to settle on a middle ground.

The Sexy: In this match, Capricorn usually plays the role of the "daddy" to Gemini's "boy." Gemini loves to be naughty and Capricorn likes discipline. Since Capricorn ascribes to the lyric "lady in the streets but a freak in the bed," Gemini is always excited to bring out his bad side.



Gemini X Taurus = Wind + Earth = Sandstorm

The Good: Taurus and Gemini are neighbors, which means their natures often clash. It's not like you always get along with your neighbors, right? At the same time, they both enjoy physical expression. Since Gemini is very cerebral and Taurus a natural aesthete, they may find common ground in their shared joy of arts or music. Sexually they are drawn to each other—Geminis like a boy with grace and Tauruses just like boys. All the boys.

The Bad: Taureans aren't known to be cerebral types, or at least not to be very keen on dense expressions of intellect. Geminis are also hardly ever grounded, and this bugs Taurus boys. They crave stability, even if they aren't exactly home-bodies. These two might have many fights and conflicts of personality. Many of these fights might revolve around other boys or accusations of wandering eyes.

The Sexy: Geminis can turn personality on a whim, and this does not bother Taurus, who just likes sex. Geminis are active in all things, so don't mind to do any of the “heavy lifting” in bed.



Gemini X Virgo = Wind + Plants = Pollination

The Good: It's a sitcom relationship. He's a jetsetting, mischievous playboy with a heart of gold and he's a neurotic perfectionist with a sensitive side. Together they are Gemini and Virgo *cue 80's theme song*

From the moment they met each other, they knew it would be a bit of a challenge. And that's what Gemini and Virgo love about this match. They are already a married couple bugging and picking on each other for their petty inconsistencies. It's all in good fun. Gemini's secretly love someone who can put them in their place and Virgos, whose favorite pants are those of the sassy variety, love someone who can dish it back at them. Of all the Earth signs Gemini can date, Virgo is the most outgoing, a testament to their mutable qualities.

The Bad: The problems arise when communication breaks down and the bickering becomes too much. Someone's feelings get hurt. Gemini feels slighted. Virgo feels lied too, or has become to suspicious of Gemini. Geminis are not usually the most reassuring of individuals and Virgos like to keep their feelings private. If either one is too scared or shy to communicate their emotions or problems, the relationship could end quickly.

The Sexy: Both of these signs are typically good in bed. Virgos, far from being Mr. Prudes, find sex to be an inherently pure act. They are contend to let their wood nymph fly. Geminis, more of the impish, Peter Pan subset of pixie, are up for the challenge. Versatility and variety are key.

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Sunday, November 24, 2013

'Tis the season of: Sagittarius

It's November 24th. You know what that means, right?


It's Sagittarius season, baby.

So what to say about my tribe? For one, never get involved with us. We're crazy. Not the scary, seriel killer crazy of say other neighboring signs (rhymes with shmorpio) but weird, zany crazy. Sagittarius boys are lovable as they are ridiculous.



Oh you!

Sagittarius men are wandering, free spirits not easily weighed down by silly things like “logic” and “realism.” They also have the rare trait of possessing both brain and brawn, being the jock and nerd all at once. Even the more gracefully inclined and demure Sag boys have a penchant for athleticism that may surprise you.

Sagittarius men are:
  • Friendly
  • Honest
  • Adventurous
  • Philosophical
  • Forward-thinking



Yep, no flaws at all. Sagittarius men are perfect really. The best. Except for being
  • Impatient and restless
  • Blunt/rude/insensitive
  • Naive
  • Overly-Aggressive
  • Immature


What can a Sagittarius guy help you with? The answer of course is everything. But if you want to get specific:
  • Helping you open up to others
  • Giving honest advice
  • Sex
  • Getting you out of your shell
  • Honing in on your true potential



If you aren't afraid of the chase, want a best-friend and a lover in one, and love reckless follies, then Sagittarius is for you!

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Zodiac inspired cocktails



Here's something relevant to my interests! What's better than astrology? Mixology of course! One such website has compiled an interesting list of drinks (with recipes of course) that correspond to the signs of the zodiac. There's a few lists of these out there, so I am wont to compile a cohesive guide sometime in the future. In the meantime, check out the link to the recipe and breakdown as well as the photo gallery. Now that Mercury is out of retrograde, what better time to grab a drink?

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Tis the Season of: Scorpio

There's a reason it just got so cold.


Buy a hat. And hold the fuck on to it.

Not only is it Mercury retrograde, but Scorpio season means that everything--your emotions--are tuned to 11. You may be prone to feeling especially broody.

Scorpio men are sort of like sexy vampires--magnetic, erotically charged, and with a penchant for wanting to drain you of your bodily fluids.



Remember though, not all Scorpios are evil, just the ones who haven't learned their lessons. How to tell the good from the bad? Listen to their life story: if they have managed to get over a trauma and rise above it with grace, chances are they are one of the good kinds. If they sound especially obsessive over their baggage? Find the nearest exit and hope they haven't tracked your scent.

Scorpio men are:
- Passionate
- Driven
- Loyal
- Strong willed
- Intensely romantic



Bu oh my goodness, get out of there, because Scorpio men can also be:
- Cruel
- Vengeful
- Insensitive
- Paranoid
- Selfish



Phew. So what can Scorpios help you with? And I mean help you if you ask nicely...
- Learning to love
- Some tough advice
- Gettin' laid
- Having your enemies assassinated (just kidding maybe!)
- Your fashion sense

If you're made of strong stuff, are honorable and love to love then you should nab yourself a Scorpio!

For your own health, just make sure you're nice to them...


Friday, October 18, 2013

Gemini x Water Signs


Gemini X Cancer = Wind + Emotions = Ecstasy 

The Good: This is a very social and dynamic match. Cancer and Gemini both navigate the gay world with relative ease, each one calling home to their own special skill set. Cancers are emotional and charismatic with friends who come to their defense. They usually roll with other romantics. Gemini on the other hand takes care of his own, is more aggressive and tends to hang out with the bad boys and other sources of gossip (even if he does not realize it/admit it). Their attraction then is dynamite stuff, at least at first. Everyone opens up to a Cancer, but Gemini feels like his intellect and scattered emotions are finally understood by someone. Cancer sees the romance and creativity in Gemini. Often they are attached at the hip.

The Bad: Unfortunately, this attachment can prove fateful. To their friends, everything may seem like paradise but that's because Gemini and Cancer are very good at P.R. Their conflicts come in cycles, since both of these signs are prone to mood swings. Cancer hates how detached Gemini can often be, wanting to go solo and such. Gemini finds Cancer to be clingy. Worse, they feed on their own drama.

The Sexy: In the boudoir, Cancer brings out the emotional aspect to typically mischievous Gemini Sexual roles often do not matter in this match, since either is comfortable with taking on fantasies and learning about new sexual aspect of themselves.



Gemini x Scorpio = Wind + Ice = Hail

The Good: What happens when the two allegedly craziest, bad boys of the zodiac get together? Often absolutely nothing at all. Indeed, this is a rare match. Scorpios are fascinated by forces they cannot control (mostly so they can learn to control them) and Gemini is it. Geminis like a challenge, and when it comes to Scorpio there are oh so many. Their mutual intensity and love of culture (underground music ahoy) is an immediate draw as well as...well...sex. Remember that symbolically both of these signs are tied to the underworld, and so when these two get together, things can get dark and steamy. When partnered up they are a powerful force, able to glide through the more harsher aspects of life and potential relationship drama with mutual respect and complete grace.

The Bad: Bottom line, Gemini will not entertain the slightest notion of being told what to do. This infuriates Scorpio, who sees Gemini as being immature and childishly stubborn. Geminis see Scorpios as all the negative aspects of their nature: controlling, grave, Machiavellian. And nothing is more dangerous than a Gemini who sees a rival or a threat to his nature. Of course nothing is more dangerous than a Scorpio (in any instance). Since both of these signs are prone to sadism and revenge, it can get ugly very quickly if either of them decide to bring a grudge against the other. Don't even get me started on jealousy!

The Sexy: It's naughty. It's freaky. And mostly it's scary. Gemini and Scorpio see the power in each other and thus they love to have dom / sub roleplay, often to quite physical extremes. Since no taboo is taboo enough for either of them, both welcome kink with open arms. But things can get scarier when Gemini realizes that he's forging an actual—gasp--emotional connection with Scorpio in bed.



Gemini x Pisces = Wind + Water = Ripples

The Good: Pisces and Gemini are mutable and dynamic signs so this is a pairing that works more often than it does not. Any contrasts come down to this: Gemini = thinking, Pisces = feeling. Geminis are good at expressing themselves while completely dancing around their inner emotions. Pisces can see right through it, and they kind of like it. Geminis are complex and they dig it. As for Gemini, sometimes he often finds himself asking: “Whatcha thinking about?” to his Pisces boyfriend when really it should be: “Whatcha feeling about?” But Gemini like Pisces and his groovy vibe, being down with the weird and wild himself. These two especially enjoy nerding out together or even contemplatively listening to music. Expect many intelligent conversations.

The Bad: It's the same contrasts that set them apart. Gemini can get tired of constantly trying to suss out his mysterious boyfriend. Sometimes the mystery needs to stop, because Gemini is a thinker and Pisces can send him into paranoia. Pisces do not like to pinpoint their emotions or dissect them. They just have them. Gemini can get sick of this moodiness, and in turn, Pisces may consider him unfeeling or insensitive. Why does everything need spelling out? He gets Gemini's passion for communication, but Pisces knows more than anybody that not everything can be expressed with words.


The Sexy: Gemini will want to take a dominate role here, but if he wants to broaden his horizons he should just let back and let Pisces take him down the rabbit hole. No pun intended. If he entrusts Pisces with his sexual chi, the fish boy will take him on a guided meditation of sex that Gemini never thought existed before.

Thursday, September 26, 2013

Tis the Season of: Libra

Oh snap, it's Autumn. You know what that means? Pumpkin spice lattes run through the veins of all, everyone looks good because of jackets, and those leaves. Umf. Colors.


It also marks the next 22 days of Libra, an auspicious time if you're a Scales guy. What can you expect this Libra season? Well, the sun is the most prominent planet in a astrological chart. So when it's in a sign, it acts as a modifier to certain moods and attitudes.

Everyone is getting into a relationship now, which makes sense because Libras rule harmony and partnerships. It could also be that the cold weather has us all wanting to snuggle up for warmth :3



So let's all look to the sign of harmonization and see what makes Libra guys so great:

In short, Libra men are:
- Quirky
- Witty
- Generally really attractive
- Interested in many forms of art and culture
- Artistic or aesthetic



But also remember that Libra men can be:
- Gossipy
- Indecisive
- Passive aggressive
- Bitchy
- Flirty (which can be good or bad.)

Libras can help you with:
- Laughing
- Discovering a really great obscure band or singer
- Your sex life (winky face)
- Partying
- Educating you on culture

Clearly you should go and find a Libra boyfriend this season. They're all the rage. What better way to enjoy Autumn than with someone who exemplifies great taste, right fellas?








Thursday, September 19, 2013

Ask A Question Week 2: THE REVENGE




Hey dudes, ladies, and other non-gender conforming colloquial nouns. Though my life has been busy, I do want to give this blog some loving. To that effect, I wanted to bring back aske a question week before I get around to updating the compatibility section.

You know how I do. You ask a question, preferably related to horoscopes and whatnot, and I will answer it. Yes, they can apply to compatibility, but don't go crazy (as I am continuing to update that section anyway). Questions will go to my inbox first before I post them so don't freak if you don't see yours pop up right away.

Keep it civil and grammatically sexy.

P.S. I have gone back and done some edits to earlier Zodiac profiles. Expect a few more in due time.

Saturday, August 10, 2013

Changes and edits coming this week

Hey guys, wanted to give you and update based on my last post as well as some user feedback.

In the interest of making this blog a safe and welcome space for ALL gay, bi, queer, and trans men, I am going to be more vigilant about the imagery I use from herein on out. This week I also plan on changing some of the images in the zodiac profiles to reflect this. Stay tuned.

I also plan on editing the profiles for other reasons, mostly for clarity and also because some of those posts haven't been touched since 2011.

I hope you guys know that I want to continue to support you all.

Monday, August 5, 2013

A Note on Body Diversity and Images

This is something that has been addressed to me before and I find that it's time I speak about it openly. I have a major problem with some of the images used on this site. Not because the photography is bad or the content is pornographic (I try to keep it tasteful) but because there are very few variations in body type, skin tone, and race.

All of the photos you see here are from an assortment of gay Tumblrs and image sites. And it says a lot about the gay community and its standards of beauty that a majority of these sites feature white, built, "All-American" looking men. It is a problem not just on these Tumblrs but in our community as well.

I have tried to rectify this issue by making sure men of all backgrounds are featured in the images here. I feel like the couples section probably--and thankfully--has more diversity. In the coming weeks I hope to go back and swap out some of the older images in the zodiac profile posts, many which have been whitewashed for far too long.

Going into this blog I wanted to feature guys of varying body types, but unfortunately this goal was and is still very hard to meet due to the nature of many gay Tumblrs and photo sites. I will keep making concentrated efforts at inclusivity but I also encourage readers to start their own discussions about how we as a community are perpetrating the same old body standards. I also encourage readers to comment below and link me to more image sites that I can draw from, preferably ones with more diverse models and photography.

Sunday, August 4, 2013

Gemini X Fire Signs


Gemini X Sagittarius = Wind + Electricity = Shockwave (Opposite Sign Bonus!)

The Good: Opposites attract, as they say, but here's the ting about these two. The Scholarly Centaur and The Warrior Twins aren’t so different from each other at all. Though they stand on opposite sides of the zodiacal wheel, the excellent astrological reference Sextrology describes them as being “different octaves.” Both are about interacting with other on a global scale—Centaur prefers abroad and Gemii prefers local. As friends and lovers they get along famously, both having a vast knowledge and interest in many subjects (artistically ad culturally mostly). They love to get out ad about and go on adventures, quests, and missions of dering-do. As lovers, they seem more like best of friends who one day just said: “Hey, why not?”

The Bad: Gemini boys ca be infamous for their societal critiques, not really caring about offending anybody to get their message across. Sagittarius, while blunt, likes to take a more considerate approach. This can lead to clashing and arguments between the two. Also, Gemini boys are hard to pin down, and are always of two minds. Sagittarius is far too impatient for these games, liking a challenge but not liking whether or not he has really won his prize yet. He is always of one singular goal—as vast and varied as his goals are. At any given time, a Gemini dude may have up to 8,000 goals at once, and sometimes those change with his temperament. These two need concrete communication and must come to decisions as a unit if they want to avoid any conflicts.

The Sexy: Sagittarius likes a naughty or wily boy, and typically not someone who will just lay there and writhe around seductively. Activity is essential, regardless of their sexual roles. Gemini is willing to do everything and anything with a gusto that Sagittarius has not seen in most of his partners. The challenge for them is to experience making love on an emotional level as most of the time, even if monogamous, their sexual encounters feel like one-night stands.    


Aries x Gemini = Fire + Wind = Wildfire

The Good: That sound you're hearing is a Gemini and an Aries causing trouble. These two boys feed off of each other like wind sweeping over a raging fire. It's eternal fuel, but it's also chaotic. And yet in this chaos, there is harmony. Gemini is quick-witted and opinionated. So is Aries, but he's more in your face about it. Both of these boys share a love of activity and outrage. They get on each other's nerves in the best way possible. Gemini is there to provide communication to the othewise “surface-only” Aries. The Gemini guy does it in a way he knows Aries will understand, so he gets what his Gemini boyfriend is about. Generally, the Gemini guy is always on board with Arie's action and socializing. This is where these two thrive, the social scene. To others, their romantic relationship may seem chaotic or superficial. Really though, it's just that they are constantly flitting around spreading gayery and mirth. Mwah!

The Bad: Gemini is known to operate in two modes of thought whereas Aries doesn't really do much thinking at all. At least, not in the same way Gemini does. An Aries is very rah-rah traditional male and may not take to kindly to the Geminian flirt-socializing that he so often does. Arie's faults lies in his inabillity to comprehend the, let's face it, incomprehensible Gemini mind. He may understand one twin, but sees no reason for the other. Conflict may also arise in the friend circle, since neither men are good about weeding out bad influences. These two men must keep good friends close and be suspicious of their enemies and naysayers/

The Sexy: The sex is fun and free, just like this match-up. Gemini will try anything twice and an Aries likes having a partner who will be on board with his brusque sexuality. This makes them a fun living couple who will switch it up. Since Gemini is two men for the price of one, Aries will enjoy playing with the dominant and submissive change-ups.


Gemini X Leo = Wind + Light = Blur

The Good: Leos like a guy who is open about being into them, and Gemini crushes hard. There is a part of Gemini that secretly likes a man who will exert his power over him, and Leos love to exert. Leos who have gotten over themselves are usually sources of influence in gay social circles and have a kingdom of loyal friends. Gemini likes this because he likes to be among interesting people and gravitates to where the action is. There is a hint of a “daddy x son” relationship here, because Leo likes to spoil the Gemini guy. Geminis, for all their running around, love the idea of love and a Leo dude is very reciprocal and comforting to him.

The Bad: Obviously Leos like their lover's attention, but Gemini operates between two worlds, and when he isn't “present” a Leo can get restless. Leo's are also super territorial and Gemini's are super flirtatious, even when they aren't trying to be. This turns Leo from benevolent king into domineering dictator. A Gemini will not have it and is not afraid to complain openly about perceived mistreatment. Suddenly there is a badguy x goodguy dichotomy, and it's not a healthy one—mostly because from an outsider perspective, both Leo and Gemini are treating each other horribly. A more insecure Leo will feel as if his boyfriend doesn't care about him all because he's always off doing other things and in turn the Gemini will see his boyfriend as being selfish, self-centered, and thick-headed.

The Sexy: Leo men are boldly horny, and Gemini is the perfect plaything. Gemini likes a sex monster, and has no complaints about his Leo man's voracious appetite. Since Gemini's like roleplay and the idea of switching between domineering and submissive paradigms, an emotionally strong and powerful figure like Leo is right up his ally.


Saturday, July 27, 2013

Gemini X Air Signs



Gemini X Gemini = Wind + Wind = Tornado

The Good: Like two college seminars going on at once the conversation that takes place between two Gemini men is dense, quick, and heated. Every twin wants to find their other half, but remember that a conversation between two Geminis is a conversation between four people. There is nothing wrong with this of course, because two Geminis see the identical attitudes in each other. If it's an even better match, they will see the differences as well and get excited that they have found the other side of their coin. Chances are, their shared interests will split into divergent paths that the other Gemini will find new and exciting to tread on. Not many can keep up with these two. They can barely keep up with each other!

The Bad: Brothers can also make the most petty of rivals, and two Geminis can become quite jealous of each other quite rapidly. This is especially true when it comes to young male Geminis, who are often super quick and blunt to the point of offense as well as tremendously flirtatious. Though Geminis are not as inherently duplicitous as they are often accused of being, a male Gemini rarely handles anger with tact. Friendly competition can turn into a bitter feud if they do not discuss their feelings openly and with regard to each others differences.

The Sexy: It's a whirlwind in bed too. Gemini boys like to be naughty, and with each other they don't mind getting down and dirty (and quick too). Though a Gemini gay man can be quite kinky (the Marquis DeSade was a Gemini) he is often too focused on quick and rough sex than intelligent and slow sessions. Both Geminis will need to cool their heels (as well as a few other parts of their anatomy) if they don't want it to get boring super quick.


Gemini X Libra = Wind + Sky = Turbulence

The Good: Being endowed with a great wit, this is a pair that rolls as a couple of bon vivants. Libra boys always try to emulate the boy-body persona (often to compensate for their innate “lightness”) but in Gemini he has actually found the wily badboy he's always desired. Gemini isn't a bad boy really, but he is naughty and fast, and he likes that Libra is so sophisticated, smart, and into a wide-array of subjects. Both of these men are very playful and funny, and they like to show this to the world. A dynamic duo, everyone ends up swept up in their passions.

The Bad: Sadly, not only are these two notoriously indecisive, but they also are weird when it comes to sex and jealousy. Though Geminis are often accused of having a wandering eye, a Libra will openly flirt (and worse) with other boys if he's feeling like Gemini isn't paying enough attention to him. Geminis are very distracted and not entirely forthright with their emotions. Libras do not like to show their cards, and hide behind coyness. All is fine until these two aspects come to a boiling point. In fights, both Gemini and Libra can be violently bitchy with each other.

The Sexy: Both of these men like to experiment. And how! This is one couple that is typically open to having a third party every now and then, and they often get off on the idea of choosing out their third partner as a couple.



Gemini X Aquarius = Wind + Air = Breeze

The Good: Oh man, air and wind, two ephemeral elements. How does a match like this work out? Surprisingly enough, it does more often than it doesn't, but the rules of the game are unique. Both men are good at being “detached” but at the same time genuinely love being in each others company. These two seem more like friends with benefits than lovers, and often—not wanting to put a label on things—this is very much the case. But what's wrong with dating your best friend, right? Especially when both of you are interested in...well...almost everything.

The Bad: Arguments seem like U.N. Summits, being so unheated and passive that they can last for hours with no real resolution. See, Gemini can TRY to get mad at Aquarius, but Aquarius is emotional teflon for the most part. Also, neither of these two have established anything. Geminis like to run with the wind and Aquarius is content to float in the air, so it can be very hard for either of these men to find a grounding force in each other.


The Sexy: There is a lot of talking and communication going on in their sex life, that's for sure. Aquarius is up for anything and Gemini likes to explore. More action than thought is often encouraged with this pairing in bed.

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Taurus X Water Signs


Taurus X Scorpio = Earth + Ice = Glacier (Opposite Sign Match-Up Bonus!)

The Good: Scorpios and Tauruses both like their material possessions because they are empowered by a sense of ownership. This can also translate to the love of a certain band, a movie, or anything they feel in their heart is “theirs.” This commonality is often what brings them closer, though these two are also very sensual signs. If they don't just have a one-off affair, these two readily desire companionship and true romance. Both financially responsible creatures, they also enjoy luxuries and lavish romantic celebrations: dinners, spa visits, vacations.

The Bad: But Dear Lord can this be an awful match if something goes wrong. Being the two most possessive signs in the zodiac, if jealousy should ever arise between them, it can be bad. And we're not just talking star-crossed lovers here, oh no. A bad Bull x Scorpion combo is more “Alien versus Predator” than “Romeo and Juliette.” The anger of a Taurus is truly terrible and the cold, vengeful side of a Scorpio is the only thing worse than that. There won't just be fights, there will be “Game of Thrones” level treachery and backstabbery. A Scorpio does not want to be controlled; a Taurus always wants what they deserve is theirs. Selfishness will both be their undoing.

The Sexy: *cough* Well then. Now that we have that out of the way...Scorpios and Tauruses enjoy more romantic than raging sexual pastimes. Taurus typically likes being a love-object, regardless of their sexual roles. Scorpio just wants to feel intense emotions.  


Taurus X Pisces = Earth + Water = Ocean

The Good: Taureans are relatively laid-back creatures unless something has destabilized their mood. Pisces are free-flowing characters navigating a sea of emotions. This match works if both men are fairly calm and stable individuals. Taurus aren't ones to express their emotions loudly, which is okay because Pisces is used to detected them. Since both of these signs are typically involved in arts and music, there is plenty of common ground. The Taurus guy enjoys the Pisces guy's mellow demeanor and affectionate nature, while the Pisces guy enjoys the fact that Taurus remains grounded in his.

The Bad: A disconnect arises when Taurus fails to grasp Pisces' needs, which can be tricky since sometimes Pisces doesn't even know what he needs. Pisces can often be good at emoting, but not communicating his emotions--living inside his head as he is wont to do. Taureans can find it difficult to express their feelings directly, which bothers Pisces.

The Sexy: Pisces' unlocks a more emotional side to sex that Taurus had not yet experienced before. In this match, it is the Pisces who adds fuel to the fire. Their love-making sessions will never be rushed.



Taurus X Cancer = Earth + Heart = Stability

The Good: A fantastic match. Both of these men are homebodies in the sense that shelter and comfort bring them both security. They love to make meals and better yet, to eat them (both must be on top of their exercise and good health in this match). Together they will make a home for themselves, and this is why they are well-suited to marriage and companionship.

The Bad: Cancer's mood swings might send Taurus into a panic! Taurus likes emotions that are clear cut, but Cancer has several emotions that don't even have names in English. The good thing is, even when these two get moody, they prefer to do so by themselves. They must make sure that this does not translate into passive-agressive action. It is important for both men to discuss their feelings...even if some of them only have names in Swahili.

The Sexy: Taurus will take up the more active role in bed, but is comfortable with switching it up to Cancer's moods. Sex remains uncomplicated and intense.

Friday, March 8, 2013

Taurus X Air Signs



Taurus X Gemini = Earth + Wind = Sandstorm

The Good: Taurus and Gemini are neighbors, which means their natures often clash. It's not like you always get along with your neighbors, right? At the same time, they both enjoy physical expression. Since Gemini is very cerebral and Taurus a natural aesthete, they may find common ground in their shared joy of arts or music. Sexually they are drawn to each other—Geminis like a boy with grace and Tauruses just like boys. All the boys.

The Bad: Taureans aren't known to be cerebral types, or at least not to be very keen on dense expressions of intellect. Geminis are also hardly ever grounded, and this bugs Taurus boys. They crave stability, even if they aren't exactly home-bodies. These two might have many fights and conflicts of personality. Many of these fights might revolve around other boys or accusations of wandering eyes.

The Sexy: Geminis can turn personality on a whim, and this does not bother Taurus, who just likes sex. Geminis are active in all things, so don't mind to do any of the “heavy lifting” in bed.



Taurus X Libra = Earth + Sky = World

The Good: Taureans and Libras are both artistic and creative types who would rather let their freak-flag fly than sacrifice their integrity. Because they both like the beautiful things in life, they find it easy to be drawn to each other. They are both sexual beings. Obviously. Libra's mellow is on par with Taurus preferring to keep the peace, so aside from Libra's constant indecision on which restaurant to eat at, this will be a relatively chill relationship.

The Bad: Libras aren't exactly open with their feelings, preferring to keep those tactfully hidden. Taurus is the same way. Unless they can communicate with their hearts like so many god couples can do, then there is bound to be a lot of passive aggressive conflict and unvoiced anger. Tauruses like to know the grounded truth and Libra's are always flitting about in the air. This bugs the bull to no end. Libras also have a notorious wandering eye, which can really bring out the anger in Taurus.

The Sexy: But every conflict of theirs can easily be resolved by sex and more sex and di I mention sex? They have a lot of it, both signs being ruled or co-ruled by the planet Venus, symbol stand-in for the lurrvvvv Goddess. In this match, Libra prefers to take the passive role, modeling Taurus on any of his tall, drak, stranger, Romance novel like fantasies.



Taurus X Aquarius = Earth + Air = Oxygen

The Good: These signs are both “fixed,” meaning they both come from a place that desires stabilizability. However, their definition of “stable” greatly varies. Aquarius are quirky, intellectual, dreamers. Taurus like to keep their feet on the ground, even if they do think outside the box. Strangely, this combo can work to each others contrasts. They both enjoy peace, for one, and don't need any extreme amounts of constant momentum or perpetual laziness to enjoy themselves. In this match, Taurus is more likely to follow the lead of Aquarius.

The Bad: Sometimes Aquarius just won't get through to Taurus. Taurus is used to tangible subjects, while Aquarius is ten years into the future, drinking Mai-Tais with aliens and the ghost of Michel Foucult. Does this sentence not make sense to you? Clearly you've never dated an Aquarius before. This disconnect is likely to turn off Aquarius, who needs someone who can jibe with his weird. Taurus boys are more traditional, and they may not be able to put up with Aquarius lack of constant affection and resistance to personal connection.

The Sexy: Because Taurus like full-blown, romantic, affectionate, cuddly sex, Aquarius may find him too needy and perhaps even cliché. Taurus does not like what he misinterprets as an Aquarian coldness in bed. To keep the passion alive, Aquarius might do best to turn on Taurus to newer concepts of sex, perhaps dip into more kinky territories.

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Gina Bigg's Sexy Zodiac Artwork

Stumbled upon this groovy lady's homo-erotic, anime-esque artwork of the zodiac signs. 


Her DeviantART website can be found here: http://strawberrygina.deviantart.com/gallery/10268991