Friday, March 8, 2013

Taurus X Air Signs



Taurus X Gemini = Earth + Wind = Sandstorm

The Good: Taurus and Gemini are neighbors, which means their natures often clash. It's not like you always get along with your neighbors, right? At the same time, they both enjoy physical expression. Since Gemini is very cerebral and Taurus a natural aesthete, they may find common ground in their shared joy of arts or music. Sexually they are drawn to each other—Geminis like a boy with grace and Tauruses just like boys. All the boys.

The Bad: Taureans aren't known to be cerebral types, or at least not to be very keen on dense expressions of intellect. Geminis are also hardly ever grounded, and this bugs Taurus boys. They crave stability, even if they aren't exactly home-bodies. These two might have many fights and conflicts of personality. Many of these fights might revolve around other boys or accusations of wandering eyes.

The Sexy: Geminis can turn personality on a whim, and this does not bother Taurus, who just likes sex. Geminis are active in all things, so don't mind to do any of the “heavy lifting” in bed.



Taurus X Libra = Earth + Sky = World

The Good: Taureans and Libras are both artistic and creative types who would rather let their freak-flag fly than sacrifice their integrity. Because they both like the beautiful things in life, they find it easy to be drawn to each other. They are both sexual beings. Obviously. Libra's mellow is on par with Taurus preferring to keep the peace, so aside from Libra's constant indecision on which restaurant to eat at, this will be a relatively chill relationship.

The Bad: Libras aren't exactly open with their feelings, preferring to keep those tactfully hidden. Taurus is the same way. Unless they can communicate with their hearts like so many god couples can do, then there is bound to be a lot of passive aggressive conflict and unvoiced anger. Tauruses like to know the grounded truth and Libra's are always flitting about in the air. This bugs the bull to no end. Libras also have a notorious wandering eye, which can really bring out the anger in Taurus.

The Sexy: But every conflict of theirs can easily be resolved by sex and more sex and di I mention sex? They have a lot of it, both signs being ruled or co-ruled by the planet Venus, symbol stand-in for the lurrvvvv Goddess. In this match, Libra prefers to take the passive role, modeling Taurus on any of his tall, drak, stranger, Romance novel like fantasies.



Taurus X Aquarius = Earth + Air = Oxygen

The Good: These signs are both “fixed,” meaning they both come from a place that desires stabilizability. However, their definition of “stable” greatly varies. Aquarius are quirky, intellectual, dreamers. Taurus like to keep their feet on the ground, even if they do think outside the box. Strangely, this combo can work to each others contrasts. They both enjoy peace, for one, and don't need any extreme amounts of constant momentum or perpetual laziness to enjoy themselves. In this match, Taurus is more likely to follow the lead of Aquarius.

The Bad: Sometimes Aquarius just won't get through to Taurus. Taurus is used to tangible subjects, while Aquarius is ten years into the future, drinking Mai-Tais with aliens and the ghost of Michel Foucult. Does this sentence not make sense to you? Clearly you've never dated an Aquarius before. This disconnect is likely to turn off Aquarius, who needs someone who can jibe with his weird. Taurus boys are more traditional, and they may not be able to put up with Aquarius lack of constant affection and resistance to personal connection.

The Sexy: Because Taurus like full-blown, romantic, affectionate, cuddly sex, Aquarius may find him too needy and perhaps even cliché. Taurus does not like what he misinterprets as an Aquarian coldness in bed. To keep the passion alive, Aquarius might do best to turn on Taurus to newer concepts of sex, perhaps dip into more kinky territories.

3 comments:

  1. Yay!! New post AND about gemini! :) Do you come up with these on your own?

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  2. When are you going to do one about Virgos?

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  3. Hello.
    I just found your site. It's a great, interesting and less cartoonish or manichean than the others I have read before. I love it. Are you going to write something (of/on?) virgo or Aquarius signs ?
    Sorry for my bad English.

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