Taurus X Earth Signs

Taurus X Taurus = Earth + Earth = Fertile Land

The Good: Taurus is a sign that does well together, even more so when they are gay. After all, steers and queers love to herd alike. And these boys find a lot of common ground in each other, their likes, their dislikes, and their favorite foods. They are slow-movers when it comes to love, so one bull boy will have to take initiative and plant the seeds of desire in the other. It will work, rest assured. Since they share a love of love and of close friends, their community is their farm in which to thrive on. Since Taureans receive the blessing from the planet of love and beauty, they are less inclined to find fault in the feminine (unless the Taurus is a self-loathing Taurus/gay male, in which case...honey, you need to read some literature). These two get along famously. Also sex. Lots of sex. But this is a given.

The Bad: Their slow pace could easily denigrate into stagnancy if they aren't careful. This can also effect their health—too much indulgence can make a body lazy and gross. There is also the Taurean anger to contend with. Though this combination will rarely get on each others nerves, when they do...it can be pretty ugly.

The Sexy: They love to cuddle and caress. There will also be no power struggle during passive and active roles. Either way, Taurus go hard and then like to sit around and vibe out in each others love.

Taurus X Capricorn = Earth + Metal = Goldmine

The Good: An excellent match. Capricorns like subdued, gentle giants or natural prettyboys. Taurus like men with finesse who know all about the finery of life. The Capricorn man provides motivation to get Taurus going, and the Taurus is a welcome relief from all of the boorish, pushy, rude men of the world. To the Capricorn, no man can romance him like a Taurus. These two enjoy a moderation of sophisticated lifestyles and the value of labor and direction. They are both good with money and supporting each other in life.

The Bad: Arguments step from petty matters. Perhaps Taurus forgot to put his clothes away. Maybe he was being a little bit annoying. And maybe the Capricorn dude is being a stuffed shirt. These two are both stubborn creatures who like things to go their way. Fortunately it's not too hard for either of them to come to a mutual understanding.

The Sexy: Capricorn is a lady in the streets but a freak in the bed. And to him, Taurus is a big, cuddly sex machine...a veritable treasure trove of sexual experimentation and hedonism. Taurus is all: “Sign me up!” Since he doesn't really like to take sexual charge (just likes to have it) Capricorns is a sexual Disneyland for him. It's like Dr. Frankfurter and Rocky (but less tragic endings....hopefully).

Taurus X Virgo = Earth + Plant = Garden

The Good: Virgo men are uninhibited in their speech and criticism, but will keep their thoughts to themselves if they feel they are dealing with stupid people and blowhards. The Taurus entreats Virgo with his laid-back style and he delights in Virgo's telling of truths and righting of wrongs. Even if the Taurus isn't a brainiac, the Virgo dude is attracted by his style and perhaps even his substance. The Taurus likes Virgo's snarky sophistication, and in truth, he falls harder for the guy at first. The Virgo has respect for the Taurus, even if he is of a different breed and personality. That's okay. What bonds them is a shared system of values and romance.

The Bad: Fights usually stem from the material and physical. If they live together, food becomes an obsession—its waste, its value, everything. They both need a clean environment and both love the stuff they own. Perhaps Taurus is weird with his feelings, not really one to spew them everywhere. Virgo finds this silly. He may be strict but he likes to talk and communicate about emotions. Puling teeth is not his favorite thing in the world, so the Taurus should be more willing to kumbaya and share. And Virgo, as always, check yourself before you critique unfairly.

The Sexy: Virgos like to please, Tauruses like to indulge. Whether top or bottom (though Virgo prefers to give it) this is a couple that benefits from each others astrological dharma. Rest assured, the Taurus can take it and enjoys it. The Virgo loves his boy's body and is eager to explore and touch.