'Tis the Season of: Cancer

Summer is here at last and the hotter it gets, the less clothes the boys will be wearing. It's a great time to take a dip in the pool or the surf. And nobody knows the joys of getting wet better than those who call home to the sign with the most unfortunate of names.

Perhaps it is due to their unlucky moniker that Cancers have always known to err on the sensitive side. But make no mistake, this crabby has claws. Cancers are fiercely loyal to their loved ones and entirely in touch with their emotions--even if they sometimes don't really know how to reel them in.

Cancers are:

- Sensitive 

- Perceptive

- Invested 

- Caring 

- Adddooorable

But as we all know, crabs have the tendency to pinch. Cancers can also be:

- Violently moody

- Passive aggressive

- Self-victimizing 

- Irrational 

- Clingy 

That said, one should always have a Cancer in their friend group. They can help you with:

- Healing emotionally and physically 

- Finding your center

- Showing how to care for others

- Enjoying staying in 

- Becoming romantically inclined.

If you want a guy who is loving, devoted, in-tune with the universe and AMAZING at cuddles, you should do some beachcombing for a good crab.