Your Sign--As Summed up by GIF's

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

Taurus X Fire Signs

Taurus X Leo = Earth + Light = Growth

The Good: As both men belong to the “Fixed” classification of signs, either is granted supreme personal power. Leo, being fire, is out in the open. Taurus, being earth, enjoys being out there as long as he doesn't have to deal with the frustrations of the spotlight all that often. This pair shares a similar agenda and lust for life. Taurus sees the perfect man in Leo: confident, silly, outgoing. He wants to be wanted. Leo wants to be worshiped (shut up, yes you do) so when a cute, guileless young thang like Taurus shows up at his doorstep, Leo's only words are: “Can I keep him?” Indeed, lion boy, you can. Together, these two will take the gay scene by storm. Taurus will handle all efforts “beneath” the lion boy in exchange for love and protection. In return, the Lion will keep his Taurus well-fed and well-sexed.

The Bad: Unfortunately, both being fixed signs, these two are also infamously stubborn. Both feel they are right ALL THE TIME. Naturally, fights are not easily resolved, especially with Leo so focused on coming out on top ALL THE TIME. Since both boys posses the jealousy of a sixteen-year-old school girl, they will make sure other men stay the fuck back from their guy. At the same time, they love checking out boys together provided they do it in a manner that doesn't compare the hotty in question to one of the boys in this coupling. In the realm of emotions, Leo doesn't understand why Taurus has feelings at seemingly inappropriate times. For Taurus, he doesn't understand how a person can be so damn weird about their feelings ALL THE TIME. Guys, it's okay to have emotions. Better to talk about them.

The Sexy: Dramatic and porny, with plenty of moans for good measure. Since both of these men are self-conscious about their looks and actions, either men will be thinking “Oh my gaw, he is so hot, how is he even doing this.” Guys, trust yourselves. Sex comes naturally for you. Leo likes a little rough play and Taurus likes all play. He also likes a bit of bite and roughness. Since Leos loved to be worshiped (and so do Tauruses) the subtext of this sexual relationship may often sound like a drunken compliment session: “You're hot! No, you're hot! No you're hotter! No, shut up, you're the hottest! OMNOMNOMNOM.”

Taurus X Sagittarius = Earth + Electricity = Grounding

The Good: Taurus is attracted to the centaur guy's personality and disposition. He's just so damn out there, it's kind of hot. He'll send signals. The centaur, in turn, is somewhat confused because he's always trying to see the subtext. This can be hard when Taurus is all about the surface. Often times, the centaur perceives that Taurus dude just wants sex, which, depending on the centaur in question, could be well or poorly received. If not, the centaur finds Taurus a refreshing and simple romance. These two share the realm of the senses. Since centaur likes new experiences and Taurus likes to show people the finer parts of life, most of these two relate to each other in the bedroom.

The Bad: Yet oftentimes, that's it. Sagittarians want freedom; Tauruses want to keep things held down. If they already work as a live-in couple, than it works. Done deal. It all depends on their maturity levels and status. For one, Sagittarius, though he likes to fancy himself a porn star, is not one to have sex on demand. Taurus does not understand why his man would prefer to go base-jumping off Mt. Saint Helens when he could be tapping 'dat ass all day long. The Sagittarius, in turn, can not comprehend the bulls inability to change his thought patterns or just accept no/yes for an answer. This is where resentment often creeps in.

The Sexy: The sex is always good, no question. The Sagittarius boy loves a pretty guy who can either take it / give it. And the bull is just so much indulgence: he's hot and he works it. Taurus men love a guy who can romance and who can FUCK, so in Sagittarius, he has that. Considering he give some stellar blow jobs and the centaur always appreciates a little mouth-service, oral fixations are a go with this coupling.

Aries x Taurus – Fire + Earth = Lava


The Good: Venus and Mars, as they say, are supposed to sync up well together. When this energy is manifested into guys, the results can be deliciously sociological. Aries men are active and aggressive. Taurus men, even if they know they want something, are more likely to let things come to them. Since these men are both relentless in their determination, when they like each other, they go hard. The Aries is the big, strong personality that Taurus boys secretly like. The Taurus boy can bring out the tender side of an Aries heart. They both like sex and sensuality, and so to them their relationship becomes one steamy, hot porno. Taurus can ground an Aries as well as keep up the stabilizing factors of the partnership. Aries acts as a defender and guardian figure...at least on the physical front. Taurus anchors Aries emotions, especially when he gets too out of control.


The Bad: But these positive qualities can also come with plenty of negative connotations as well. The Taurus boy is frustrated by Aries always having to go out and be active. Sometimes he just wants his man to cuddle up at home. The Aries hates when he's pulled back and tied down too restrictively. The Taurus sees this as flightiness and neglect. The Aries sees this as passive aggression. God help their hearts if another boy comes along, or even worse, between them. Men born under signs of horned animals are natural born challengers and fighters, and Aries and Taurus will fight often and intensely. But Taurus always has the last say. Since neither of them are all that great at discussing their emotions, a lot of these arguments come from lack of communication. Both of them need to learn to not be afraid of their inner selves, because a true relationship cannot sustain itself without showing the inner emotions to the other partner.


The Sexy: In any case, they have sex a lot. Taurus boys love to be worshiped and lavished in bed, as befits their connection to the fertility God, Adonis. Aries just like to put it in anything with a pulse, as well as to dominate and conquer. Taurus can take it, as well as bottom from the top. And Aries just needs someone 

Taurus X Earth Signs

Taurus X Taurus = Earth + Earth = Fertile Land

The Good: Taurus is a sign that does well together, even more so when they are gay. After all, steers and queers love to herd alike. And these boys find a lot of common ground in each other, their likes, their dislikes, and their favorite foods. They are slow-movers when it comes to love, so one bull boy will have to take initiative and plant the seeds of desire in the other. It will work, rest assured. Since they share a love of love and of close friends, their community is their farm in which to thrive on. Since Taureans receive the blessing from the planet of love and beauty, they are less inclined to find fault in the feminine (unless the Taurus is a self-loathing Taurus/gay male, in which case...honey, you need to read some literature). These two get along famously. Also sex. Lots of sex. But this is a given.

The Bad: Their slow pace could easily denigrate into stagnancy if they aren't careful. This can also effect their health—too much indulgence can make a body lazy and gross. There is also the Taurean anger to contend with. Though this combination will rarely get on each others nerves, when they do...it can be pretty ugly.

The Sexy: They love to cuddle and caress. There will also be no power struggle during passive and active roles. Either way, Taurus go hard and then like to sit around and vibe out in each others love.

Taurus X Capricorn = Earth + Metal = Goldmine

The Good: An excellent match. Capricorns like subdued, gentle giants or natural prettyboys. Taurus like men with finesse who know all about the finery of life. The Capricorn man provides motivation to get Taurus going, and the Taurus is a welcome relief from all of the boorish, pushy, rude men of the world. To the Capricorn, no man can romance him like a Taurus. These two enjoy a moderation of sophisticated lifestyles and the value of labor and direction. They are both good with money and supporting each other in life.

The Bad: Arguments step from petty matters. Perhaps Taurus forgot to put his clothes away. Maybe he was being a little bit annoying. And maybe the Capricorn dude is being a stuffed shirt. These two are both stubborn creatures who like things to go their way. Fortunately it's not too hard for either of them to come to a mutual understanding.

The Sexy: Capricorn is a lady in the streets but a freak in the bed. And to him, Taurus is a big, cuddly sex machine...a veritable treasure trove of sexual experimentation and hedonism. Taurus is all: “Sign me up!” Since he doesn't really like to take sexual charge (just likes to have it) Capricorns is a sexual Disneyland for him. It's like Dr. Frankfurter and Rocky (but less tragic endings....hopefully).

Taurus X Virgo = Earth + Plant = Garden

The Good: Virgo men are uninhibited in their speech and criticism, but will keep their thoughts to themselves if they feel they are dealing with stupid people and blowhards. The Taurus entreats Virgo with his laid-back style and he delights in Virgo's telling of truths and righting of wrongs. Even if the Taurus isn't a brainiac, the Virgo dude is attracted by his style and perhaps even his substance. The Taurus likes Virgo's snarky sophistication, and in truth, he falls harder for the guy at first. The Virgo has respect for the Taurus, even if he is of a different breed and personality. That's okay. What bonds them is a shared system of values and romance.

The Bad: Fights usually stem from the material and physical. If they live together, food becomes an obsession—its waste, its value, everything. They both need a clean environment and both love the stuff they own. Perhaps Taurus is weird with his feelings, not really one to spew them everywhere. Virgo finds this silly. He may be strict but he likes to talk and communicate about emotions. Puling teeth is not his favorite thing in the world, so the Taurus should be more willing to kumbaya and share. And Virgo, as always, check yourself before you critique unfairly.

The Sexy: Virgos like to please, Tauruses like to indulge. Whether top or bottom (though Virgo prefers to give it) this is a couple that benefits from each others astrological dharma. Rest assured, the Taurus can take it and enjoys it. The Virgo loves his boy's body and is eager to explore and touch. 

Aries x Air Signs

Aries x Gemini = Fire + Wind = Wildfire

The Good: That sound you're hearing is a Gemini and an Aries causing trouble. These two boys feed off of each other like wind sweeping over a raging fire. It's eternal fuel, but it's also chaotic. And yet in this chaos, there is harmony. Gemini is quick-witted and opinionated. So is Aries, but he's more in your face about it. Both of these boys share a love of activity and outrage. They get on each other's nerves in the best way possible. Gemini is there to provide communication to the othewise “surface-only” Aries. The Gemini guy does it in a way he knows Aries will understand, so he gets what his Gemini boyfriend is about. Generally, the Gemini guy is always on board with Arie's action and socializing. This is where these two thrive, the social scene. To others, their romantic relationship may seem chaotic or superficial. Really though, it's just that they are constantly flitting around spreading gayery and mirth. Mwah!

The Bad: Gemini is known to operate in two modes of thought whereas Aries doesn't really do much thinking at all. At least, not in the same way Gemini does. An Aries is very rah-rah traditional male and may not take to kindly to the Geminian flirt-socializing that he so often does. Arie's faults lies in his inabillity to comprehend the, let's face it, incomprehensible Gemini mind. He may understand one twin, but sees no reason for the other. Conflict may also arise in the friend circle, since neither men are good about weeding out bad influences. These two men must keep good friends close and be suspicious of their enemies and naysayers/

The Sexy: The sex is fun and free, just like this match-up. Gemini will try anything twice and an Aries likes having a partner who will be on board with his brusque sexuality. This makes them a fun living couple who will switch it up. Since Gemini is two men for the price of one, Aries will enjoy playing with the dominant and submissive change-ups.

Aries x Libra = Fire + Sky = Sunset (Opposite Sign Match-Up Bonus!)

The Good: This is a match between two signs on the opposite end of the Zodiac wheel. What this means is that they contrast and compliment each other to a level other signs generally can't reach. It's a wild-card, because these match-ups can be either great or bad depending on the personal development of the signs in question.

Aries embodies the philosophy of “I am the self and I reach out to the world.” Libra embodies the philosophy of “I harmonize with others and bring the world together.” This means that this pair instills their philosophy on the other guy. Aries is the brawns, Libra is the brains. When Aries is too heated, Libra brings him back down to earth again. When Libra can't swing either direction, Aries makes him more decisive. The Aries boy enjoys the Libra's hedonistic, dandy-ish sexuality. He's his naughty boy with class. And Libra, for all of his admiration of higher values and civilization, wants a man who can both be expressive and unique while also, taking a dash of Nicki Minaj here, CAN BE A MUTHAFUCKING MONSTER IN BED. Aries is the soldier, while Libra is the diplomat he fights for and also knows when to listen to.

The Bad: The problems arise when these signs fail to harmonize with each other's opposite natures. It's pretty simple: When Aries is brutish and angry, Libra doesn't want to give him the time of day. And when Libra is indecisive, caddy, or smarmy, Aries gets pissed. Problems may also arise with jealousy in any capacity.

The Sex: The sex is good. Libra wants it, Aries gives it. The question is, who has the power? Is there power at all? These are the questions these two must ask themselves. Libra's like to lay back and have their man do things to them, and though Aries may be more-than-content with this at first, eventually he's going to want the other man to take charge. Yes, Libra, you can take it, but can you give it back too?

Aries + Aquarius = Fire + Air = Steam

The Good: Two men of individuality, Aries and Aquarius make unique lovers. Aquarius, being more the intellectual, likes a man who can bring him back down to earth. Aries is intrigued on what makes an Aquarius tick (answer: nobody knows). The Aries man typically likes a little badboy, someone who needs a little rough romance who is nevertheless an innocent-seeming soul. Aquarius was the original houseboy, and he wants someone to come in and light his fire. But he also wants an intellectual. Aries men can possess a cunning wit, but they better be brain and brawn in one. It's a good match that feeds off of each other, even if sometimes Aries doesn't get Aquarius. This is okay, as long as the Aquarius guy can remember to tell his Aries man that he is loved.

The Bad: When it's bad, it's your fault Aquarius. Yours too, Aries, because you often have a hard time digging below the surface, but that's just you. Flaw or non-flaw, an Aquarius boy comes off often as being detached. Aries doesn't get it. How can someone not feel...something? An Aquarius does, and that's the trap. He's really good at seeming laid back, so when Aries gets heated, Aquarius just nods. This is bad, because Aries gets heated to win, and if he's not getting that input that what he's saying is having an effect, he's going to press harder. Meanwhile, Aquarius is freaking out in in inside and then goes off to de-stress by naked finger-painting, or talking to plants or whatever it is that Aquarius men do to unwind. And now Aries is just confused and he thinks his boyfriend his crazy. So too does his boyfriend.

The Sexy: If the Aquarius is a power-bottom, jack-pot. An Aquarius is inventive in bed and likes drawn out sex sessions. Aries finds this cool and jumps right in. There's not much an Aquarius won't do in bed, so Aries is always satisfied.  

Updates and Things

"Ask a Question Week" panned out rather well! So thanks, guys, for sending me your burning questions. I may do those weeks periodically, so stay tuned. 

I'll brief you on what to expect in the coming weeks. Vacation seasons is here, and between looking for a job and learning how to relax again, I'll be updating quite frequently (in theory). Here is what to expect:

- More compatability matches

- What your sign says about your style

- And hopefully some guest bloggers! 

Stay tuned, y'all.

"Ask a Question" Week

Coming back off of a several month hiatus (woo, final thesis done!) I want to get the blog going again.

What better way than answering your astrological questions for a week? This is the time to get specific, and if this entry does well, I might make it an ongoing series. At the end of the week I'll highlight some of the best questions and/or informative answers.

Would I be good with a ____? What's a rising sign? What's Chinese astrology like? What do the other planets mean? This is the time to ask!

Aries x Water Signs

Aries x Cancer – Fire + Heart = Passion

The Good: Aries guys fancy themselves knights in shining armor, ready to sweep in passionately to rescue a cute boy in need from all those other, nasty boys who have given them doubt. Cancer, by no means in a damsel in distress, nevertheless wants a boy who will give him the hefty supply of emotional investment he craves. With these two guys, it's high school gay romance. Aries loves to be needed (provided he's not overcrowded) so having a boy to dote on makes him feel like superman. And Cancer loves to nurture and be his man's anchor, so for these two, it's one of elemental opposites that really works out well. Romance is strong here, yet so too is naivety.

The Bad: Cancers like to cling and they also like to dominate from the bottom. A Cancer's mindgames will leave an Aries boy insane. And Aries men are awkward when it comes to...well....sensitivity. This can lead to a lot of hurt feelings and bruised egos. Aries wants to do everything now and OMG why won't you keep up and you're so lazy hey is that a squirrel want to have sex? Cancer boys are all like WHY WON'T YOU SIT STILL AND LOVE ME? Reconcile these differences by talking about your drives in life. Often, it's all about tempering your inner strengths.

The Sexy: Aries boys either like to dish it out or take it hard. For Cancers, sex is physical emotion made manifest. The Aries guy likes this new type of sexual exploration (sexploration?) And it's all more intense because there's a Cancer there to feed his flames. There aren't usually any power struggles here because both men just like to feel their feelings strong.

Aries x Scorpio – Fire + Ice = Melting

The Good: The signs of war together in a relationship? Ooo ra! Woe to their enemies, this is a deadly combination of a couple. The Aries boy is the more innocent, even childish half of the relationship...or at least that's how the Scorpio sees him. This match works well if both men have a common interest or goal in mind. Oftentimes these two types of men are at odds with each other, so a relationship where this works is often unique. Here's how to tell: If the Aries is wild about the Scorpio guy after longer than a week, and the Scorpio guy isn't ready to string the Aries over a pit of sharks, it's probably safe to say the relationship might go somewhere.

The Bad: ASIDE FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL. Jealousy will force a wedge between them. The Scorpio guy assumes the Aries boy is out hunting down more men, and when the Aries calls him out at his own wandering eye, the Scorpio is too keen to remind him of all his faults. The fights are horrid. While an Aries is quick to forgive, a Scorpio like....never does. Let's just say this is a match that's good when it's good but BAD when it's BAD.

The Sexy: Except for the sex which is 50 Shades of Gay Porn. What happens when a speeding locomotive meets an unstoppablky kinky object? Beds are broken, set on fire. Neighborhood goats go missing. Home Depots lose their surplus of rope and twine. It's kinky, weird, and above all things, hot.

Aries x Pisces – Fire + Water = Boiling

The Good: The Alpha and the Omega, for all the zodiacal chaos between their positions, actually make a pretty great match. Aries and Pisces both want to explore and to change, albeit in different ways that work to each other's strengths. Aries is all sound and fury and with Pisces, emotions run deep like ocean water. The Aries sees this emotional sensitive in a way he does not find weak....perplexing, yes...but also something that should be fought for. The Pisces knows what's up in the world and seeks to enlighten the Aries boy when has a chance. Together, these two guys are each other's best allies. For all of their astrological infamy as being very hard to reason with, they're actually quite agreeable. Pure fire and water is boiling steam, like water for chocolate in the best way possible.

The Bad: Problems arise when either or boyfriend/partner takes advantage or neglects their other guy's true natures. Aries can steam roll his Pisces boyfriend if he isn't careful or doesn't watch his words. And the Pisces is likely to confuse and bewilder his Aries boy unless he tries to be more communicative with those words things.

The Sexy: Like picking color schemes, emotions and drive should match the sexual mood. Both of these men love sex (then again who doesn't?) and they each bring something to the table. Aries brings the noise, but Pisces brings in the funk.

Aries x Earth Signs

Aries x Taurus – Fire + Earth = Lava

The Good: Venus and Mars, as they say, are supposed to sync up well together. When this energy is manifested into guys, the results can be deliciously sociological. Aries men are active and aggressive. Taurus men, even if they know they want something, are more likely to let things come to them. Since these men are both relentless in their determination, when they like each other, they go hard. The Aries is the big, strong personality that Taurus boys secretly like. The Taurus boy can bring out the tender side of an Aries heart. They both like sex and sensuality, and so to them their relationship becomes one steamy, hot porno. Taurus can ground an Aries as well as keep up the stabilizing factors of the partnership. Aries acts as a defender and guardian figure...at least on the physical front. Taurus anchors Aries emotions, especially when he gets too out of control.

The Bad: But these positive qualities can also come with plenty of negative connotations as well. The Taurus boy is frustrated by Aries always having to go out and be active. Sometimes he just wants his man to cuddle up at home. The Aries hates when he's pulled back and tied down too restrictively. The Taurus sees this as flightiness and neglect. The Aries sees this as passive aggression. God help their hearts if another boy comes along, or even worse, between them. Men born under signs of horned animals are natural born challengers and fighters, and Aries and Taurus will fight often and intensely. But Taurus always has the last say. Since neither of them are all that great at discussing their emotions, a lot of these arguments come from lack of communication. Both of them need to learn to not be afraid of their inner selves, because a true relationship cannot sustain itself without showing the inner emotions to the other partner.

The Sexy: In any case, they have sex a lot. Taurus boys love to be worshiped and lavished in bed, as befits their connection to the fertility God, Adonis. Aries just like to put it in anything with a pulse, as well as to dominate and conquer. Taurus can take it, as well as bottom from the top. And Aries just needs someone with endurance who can well...endure. Sexually, it's a very complimentary match, provided the Taurus boy is willing to spice things up now and then.

Aries x Virgo – Fire + Plant = Brushfire

The Good: It makes sense that two boys that are so fucking snarky would do well together. Aries boys like challenges as well as men who won't back down from their superiority. This is just fine with Virgo, who loves a challenge and better yet, being proven right. When a Virgo boy trumps an Aries at a battle of wits, the Aries may feign a pout but on the inside he's probably getting the biggest mental hard-on ever. This is what attracts the two, the fact that they are so good at being each other's outlet. They are both naturally driven, unrelenting characters who aren't afraid to call out the world on its occasional bullshit. They are a tough tag-team, even to the point of occasional meanness. This is not so for each other, because even if one or the other doesn't know their limits, they never end up doing any real emotional damage because they both fundamentally know that they care about each other's feelings. They would just never DARE show it.

The Bad: And that's where some of the problems arise. It is very hard for either of these men to ever admit they are wrong. And yet, when someone screws up in this match, no damage can be healed until one relents to the other. Neither of the two are out to get at each other, or even undermine the other's authority. They are way too equal playing field for that. The Aries boy should learn to leave the organization and planning skills to the Virgo, who will use his boyfriend initiative and support as fuel. When they have learned to channel each other's drives, this relationship will be on the right track again.

The Sexy: In bed, the Aries, normally full-throttle force, realizes that sex is a pure act. This is the gift of a Virgo (hey Beyonce, I just name-checked your song). That is to say, to awaken people to where aspects of life should be pure. Sex, which Aries has been perceiving as this one mode of emotion, now becomes a new experience, a mutual benefiting act of love or respect. The Virgo, pure as he is, is no flower, and can take and then temper the Aries drive. Dominance and wrestling is usually a favorite of these two, even if it's more the playful school-boy variety than the hard-core S/M role play. They should just be careful not to injure the other accidentally. Neither of them ever really know their own strength...

Aries x Capricorn – Fire + Metal = Hot Iron

The Good: Aries is brawn, Capricorn is brain, but both are all about being dominate. When they meet, they see a worthy opponent in each other. Both of these signs have horns, and creatures with horns like to clash. Their inner monologues at first, are probably the exact same as the other's: “Ugh, is SO annoying...I must fuck him.” And then they do. And then they realize they have a lot more in common than once thought. For one, they are both ambitious and challenging characters. They encourage this in each other, as well as success. They also both love the traditional forms of love and dating, as cliché as they are (and they both probably don't realize it). The are devoted to each other to a fault when they are in love.

The Bad: The problem is that their energies work against each other. Capricorn likes to restrict himself and others as a way of life and caution. Aries likes to charge full speed ahead. This gives Capricorn a headache, and neither boy will relent to the other. They both love to be right, but at levels more deranged than the Virgo x Aries pairing. Their fights are insufferable and unrelenting. Equally bad is if they see one or the other as the “man” or “woman” in the relationship. This highly archaic way of thinking is detrimental to not just the entirety of the gay community, but their relationship itself.

The Sexy: The Aries boy likes to see what Capricorn, such a stuffed-shirt outside, is like in the bedroom. He's surprised and delighted to find out that the boy is a dirty sex freak in the sack. He will try to push these boundaries further. Their need to dominate each other should result in more than a few sparks. It's a pretty hot combo, and surprisingly kinky. Whatever those kinks are is ultimately up to the couple, but rest assured, they won't be boring in the bedroom until Capricorn falls into a routine. Aries won't let him.

Aries x Fire Signs

Aries x Fire Signs

It is often believed that elements are often the best amongst their own element. This is both true and false. Two of the same element mean that their very natures are similar, and hence, compatible with each other. The downside here is that two men of the same element can only compliment each other, not temper, improve, or balance. Nevertheless, Fire x Fire is a combination that typically does extraordinarily well with each other.

Aries x Aries - Fire + Fire = Explosion  

The Good: Most definitely a Riku and Sora type of friendship at first (and if you catch that reference, please marry me). As friendly rivals, two Aries gayboys have a brotherly bond. They may fight, they may be stupid, and they may try to outwit each other in matches of machismo. Yet at the end of the day, their friendship is one of valor and an inseparable bond. Their frank honesty and openness for new experiences means that, if they truly fancy each other, they will have a very truthful and open relationship. They are both impassioned young men with a definitive drive and desire to challenge the world. If they are on the same page, this will be a good match. However, they must take caution in restraining their impulsive energy. They will challenge each other to achieved new heights, but they will also give 100% into a relationship.

The Bad: They may clash and fight, as they are both born under the sign of the warrior. These fights could be potentially disastrous, because Aries boys don't know when to back down. One will have to succumb to the other's whims or bad decision making, whether they like it or not. Cut this bad blood off at the pass by being open and honest with each other. Tap into the innocent core of the Aries soul and remember that you are both fighting for the greatest of prizes: love.

The Sexy: Things burn up in the bedroom rather quickly. Since Aries love intense, energetic sex, they will have found a very compatible sexual partner. They must take care to remember that whoever bottoms (and I recommend switching it up) this does not co-notate a position of submissiveness and they should not be ashamed or de-masculinized to switch it up for their boyfriend. At some point, these two boys should discuss the possibility of an open relationship, as all fire-signs are plagued by the desire for new experiences. If this is not ideal, then the two Aries boys in this equation may want to be more open-minded to having threesomes with third partners. As always exercise safe sex practices.

Aries x Leo - Fire + Light = Heat 

The Good: The soldier, whether he likes it or not, is often subservient to the desires of the king. Such is the case here. Aries generally follow Leo boys, usually without consequence. Aries appreciate Leo's ideas and joyful sense of living. They share a similar ideology (though when they don't they may often clash). When the Leo boy is down, the Aries friend may be the spark that gets him going again. And Leo is not afraid to point out the Aries occasional stupid decision making. Leos have a very strong sense of nobility, and this pomp and circumstance may often be difficult for the Aries to endure. In such a pairing, the Leo may end up being the more doting figure. The Aries is the badboy with the heart of gold who wants to shower his lover with affection, and since Leos love the attention, their eyes fill up with big, pink cartoon hearts at the very thought.

The Bad: ...Except when these two drama kings try to hog the spotlight. They need to learn that this town is big enough for the both of them and they should try and remember their dominance and authority is specific to a different skill set. For example, let the Aries boy plan out and send the invites to the party; let the Leo boy do the entertaining and glitzy stuff. Jealousy will also be a hurdle in this relationship, as either men are susceptible to this flaw for various reasons (mostly petty). These two boys need to remind themselves that they are two peas in a pod, cut from the same cloth, and a slew of other cliches basically stating that they are very similar to each other. Learn to share!

The Sexy: Dominance and submission serve as their repertoire. Aries boys love challenges, even the ones they lose. And losing to a Leo can be quite fun. It's a very steamy match-up, often with the over-the-top moaning and force of a porno film. Both of these men are “power” ____s, so it really doesn't matter who's taking it or giving it. Both men are enamored by the sheer intensity of each other.

Aries x Sagittarius - Fire + Electricity = Energy 

The Good: This is typically an amazing pairing. My parents (albeit heterosexual) were this combination. This is because the Aries and Sagittarius match means these two boys both support and compel each other. They are both impulsive men for certain, and this is where they may often need to check themselves. The Aries boy is pure fire and energy, perfect fuel for the Sagittarius guy. In tern, the Sagittarius is always willing to be the perfect adventure companion. He also tends to be the brains of the operation, much more cerebral and calculating than his Aries boy. This role also means that the Sagittarius boy is the one who pulls the Aries back from his too-often reckless decisions. The Aries does not mind. Their values and goals are very much in line with each other.

The Bad: Burn-out is often the downfall in this relationship. A deadly pitfall is the fact that, while Aries x Sag guys are always compatible on the surface, it may not be so below. The Sagittarius optimist is always too eager for a relationship. The Aries boy sees a new boy-toy and assumes he's in love. While these two will never really argue (both being too open and understanding of each other for that) their desires may drive them apart. Their lives, or at the very least their values, must be in aligned with each other for this to work. They must also not fall pray to jealous of one another. Since they both think they're the best, they cannot make the other feel less important. They must support each other's strengths and be understanding of their weaknesses.

The Sexy: A Sagittarius boy has the sexual inventiveness and openness of a Bangkok hooker. The Aries, then, sees his boys body as a playground, or even a laboratory to concoct new sexual experiences. The Sagittarius boy is a lover of movement and muscles, or even just the body in general. The Aries loves to show his off. Both men will crave new experiences rather quickly, yet the Sagittarius guy is always willing to shake things up a bit. The Aries, always worried of harming his lover, must keep in mind that his Sagittarius lover is not a gentle flower, but a rollicking cowboy up to any physical endurance test. He likes to be taken to the limit after all. The Aries should not be afraid to push the envelope.

Compatibility Section Kick-Off

At long last, the compatibility section. Unlike other astrology guides, I won't bullshit you on who you're REALLY compatible with or who you should avoid. Call me an optimist (it's my sign's fault, I swear) but I firmly believe relationships are not the sum of their stars. Also keep in mind that there is more to love astrology when it comes to your sun sign. For a more detailed or even dare I say accurate report, check out this link to see how you and your boo synch up: http://astro.cafeastrology.com/cgi-bin/astro/comp2f

BUT you came here for the boys, and so I will not disappoint. Here's the breakdown.

Sign x Sign

The Good: Describes the positive aspects of this relationship pairing.

The Bad: ...Describes the not so positive aspects, with tips on how to reconcile them.

The Sexy: How your match-up looks in the bedroom. BECAUSE WE ALL LOVE SEX.

As I said before, relationships are primarily about communication, not if your planets get along with each other not--though tell that to all of my Capricorn exes ;)