'Tis the Season of: Taurus

The Easter weekend has come and gone, and whether or not you're a praiser or a blazer, chances are you were stuffing your face.

With food.

Nobody knows more about stuffing themselves full than a Taurus. These boys love to eat! Being lovers of all things fine: chocolate, men, wine, men--they very much are driven by the need to fulfill themselves at a material level. They are known for being shy about their emotions and prefer actions to words.

Taurus are:
- Strong-willed
- Grounded
- Of sophisticated taste
- Stylish
- Sensual

That said, do not grab the bull by the horns because Taurus can also be:
- Angry
- Stubborn
- Misogynistic
- Jealous and Possessive
- Homewreckers

So what can Taurus help you with?

- Making the perfect chocolate fondu
- Getting you drunk
- That itch you need scratching ;)
- Finding some great music
- That weird modeling project you have to do for your art elective

If you want a guy who is down to earth and down to have fun, Taurus is no bull...

PUNS!