'Tis the Season of: Taurus

The Easter weekend has come and gone, and whether or not you're a praiser or a blazer, chances are you were stuffing your face.

With food.

Nobody knows more about stuffing themselves full than a Taurus. These boys love to eat! Being lovers of all things fine: chocolate, men, wine, men--they very much are driven by the need to fulfill themselves at a material level. They are known for being shy about their emotions and prefer actions to words.

Taurus are:
- Strong-willed
- Grounded
- Of sophisticated taste
- Stylish
- Sensual

That said, do not grab the bull by the horns because Taurus can also be:
- Angry
- Stubborn
- Misogynistic
- Jealous and Possessive
- Homewreckers

So what can Taurus help you with?

- Making the perfect chocolate fondu
- Getting you drunk
- That itch you need scratching ;)
- Finding some great music
- That weird modeling project you have to do for your art elective

If you want a guy who is down to earth and down to have fun, Taurus is no bull...

PUNS!

Re-blog: What Your Zodiac Sign Says About Your Drinking Habits

Here's a funny little breakdown that's been making the rounds on my Facebook. What do you think? Is it accurate? Aside from the quip about Sagittarius people having "sharp tongues" while drunk. When we drink, we're usually quite happy and don't feel like dishing out the honesty.