Buy a hat. And hold the fuck on to it.
Not only is it Mercury retrograde, but Scorpio season means that everything--your emotions--are tuned to 11. You may be prone to feeling especially broody.
Scorpio men are sort of like sexy vampires--magnetic, erotically charged, and with a penchant for wanting to drain you of your bodily fluids.
Remember though, not all Scorpios are evil, just the ones who haven't learned their lessons. How to tell the good from the bad? Listen to their life story: if they have managed to get over a trauma and rise above it with grace, chances are they are one of the good kinds. If they sound especially obsessive over their baggage? Find the nearest exit and hope they haven't tracked your scent.
Scorpio men are:
- Passionate
- Driven
- Loyal
- Strong willed
- Intensely romantic
Bu oh my goodness, get out of there, because Scorpio men can also be:
- Cruel
- Vengeful
- Insensitive
- Paranoid
- Selfish
Phew. So what can Scorpios help you with? And I mean help you if you ask nicely...
- Learning to love
- Some tough advice
- Gettin' laid
- Having your enemies assassinated (just kidding maybe!)
- Your fashion sense
If you're made of strong stuff, are honorable and love to love then you should nab yourself a Scorpio!
For your own health, just make sure you're nice to them...
Thanks for the post! It's my birthday on the 16th of November.
ReplyDeleteomg this is so true! and im dying over the "i will destroy you" gif lol! sad thing is that only few, very few people are aware that scorpios actually have that sensitive, very romantic, actually hopelessly romantic, side of us. most people just give us the crap of being the "sexy, intense, intimidating, vengeful" sign. sigh.
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