There's a reason it just got so cold.
Buy a hat. And hold the fuck on to it.
Not only is it Mercury retrograde, but Scorpio season means that everything--your emotions--are tuned to 11. You may be prone to feeling especially broody.
Scorpio men are sort of like sexy vampires--magnetic, erotically charged, and with a penchant for wanting to drain you of your bodily fluids.
Remember though, not all Scorpios are evil, just the ones who haven't learned their lessons. How to tell the good from the bad? Listen to their life story: if they have managed to get over a trauma and rise above it with grace, chances are they are one of the good kinds. If they sound especially obsessive over their baggage? Find the nearest exit and hope they haven't tracked your scent.
Scorpio men are:
- Passionate
- Driven
- Loyal
- Strong willed
- Intensely romantic
Bu oh my goodness, get out of there, because Scorpio men can also be:
- Cruel
- Vengeful
- Insensitive
- Paranoid
- Selfish
Phew. So what can Scorpios help you with? And I mean help you if you ask nicely...
- Learning to love
- Some tough advice
- Gettin' laid
- Having your enemies assassinated (just kidding maybe!)
- Your fashion sense
If you're made of strong stuff, are honorable and love to love then you should nab yourself a Scorpio!
For your own health, just make sure you're nice to them...
Thursday, October 24, 2013
Friday, October 18, 2013
Gemini x Water Signs
Gemini X Cancer = Wind + Emotions = Ecstasy
The Good: This is a very social and
dynamic match. Cancer and Gemini both navigate the gay world with
relative ease, each one calling home to their own special skill set.
Cancers are emotional and charismatic with friends who come to their
defense. They usually roll with other romantics. Gemini on the other
hand takes care of his own, is more aggressive and tends to hang out
with the bad boys and other sources of gossip (even if he does not
realize it/admit it). Their attraction then is dynamite stuff, at
least at first. Everyone opens up to a Cancer, but Gemini feels like
his intellect and scattered emotions are finally understood by
someone. Cancer sees the romance and creativity in Gemini. Often they
are attached at the hip.
The Bad: Unfortunately, this attachment
can prove fateful. To their friends, everything may seem like
paradise but that's because Gemini and Cancer are very good at P.R.
Their conflicts come in cycles, since both of these signs are prone
to mood swings. Cancer hates how detached Gemini can often be,
wanting to go solo and such. Gemini finds Cancer to be clingy. Worse,
they feed on their own drama.
The Sexy: In the boudoir, Cancer brings
out the emotional aspect to typically mischievous Gemini Sexual roles
often do not matter in this match, since either is comfortable with
taking on fantasies and learning about new sexual aspect of
themselves.
Gemini x Scorpio = Wind + Ice = Hail
The Good: What happens when the two
allegedly craziest, bad boys of the zodiac get together? Often
absolutely nothing at all. Indeed, this is a rare match. Scorpios are
fascinated by forces they cannot control (mostly so they can learn to
control them) and Gemini is it. Geminis like a challenge, and when it
comes to Scorpio there are oh so many. Their mutual intensity and
love of culture (underground music ahoy) is an immediate draw as well
as...well...sex. Remember that symbolically both of these signs are
tied to the underworld, and so when these two get together, things
can get dark and steamy. When partnered up they are a powerful force,
able to glide through the more harsher aspects of life and potential
relationship drama with mutual respect and complete grace.
The Bad: Bottom line, Gemini will not
entertain the slightest notion of being told what to do. This
infuriates Scorpio, who sees Gemini as being immature and childishly
stubborn. Geminis see Scorpios as all the negative aspects of their
nature: controlling, grave, Machiavellian. And nothing is more
dangerous than a Gemini who sees a rival or a threat to his nature.
Of course nothing is more dangerous than a Scorpio (in any instance).
Since both of these signs are prone to sadism and revenge, it can get
ugly very quickly if either of them decide to bring a grudge against
the other. Don't even get me started on jealousy!
The Sexy: It's naughty. It's freaky.
And mostly it's scary. Gemini and Scorpio see the power in each other
and thus they love to have dom / sub roleplay, often to quite
physical extremes. Since no taboo is taboo enough for either of them,
both welcome kink with open arms. But things can get scarier when
Gemini realizes that he's forging an actual—gasp--emotional
connection with Scorpio in bed.
Gemini x Pisces = Wind + Water = Ripples
The Good: Pisces and Gemini are mutable
and dynamic signs so this is a pairing that works more often than it
does not. Any contrasts come down to this: Gemini = thinking, Pisces
= feeling. Geminis are good at expressing themselves while completely
dancing around their inner emotions. Pisces can see right through it,
and they kind of like it. Geminis are complex and they dig it. As for
Gemini, sometimes he often finds himself asking: “Whatcha thinking
about?” to his Pisces boyfriend when really it should be: “Whatcha
feeling about?” But Gemini like Pisces and his groovy vibe, being
down with the weird and wild himself. These two especially enjoy
nerding out together or even contemplatively listening to music.
Expect many intelligent conversations.
The Bad: It's the same contrasts that
set them apart. Gemini can get tired of constantly trying to suss out
his mysterious boyfriend. Sometimes the mystery needs to stop,
because Gemini is a thinker and Pisces can send him into paranoia.
Pisces do not like to pinpoint their emotions or dissect them. They
just have them. Gemini can get sick of this moodiness, and in turn,
Pisces may consider him unfeeling or insensitive. Why does everything
need spelling out? He gets Gemini's passion for communication, but
Pisces knows more than anybody that not everything can be expressed
with words.
The Sexy: Gemini will want to take a
dominate role here, but if he wants to broaden his horizons he should
just let back and let Pisces take him down the rabbit hole. No pun
intended. If he entrusts Pisces with his sexual chi, the fish boy
will take him on a guided meditation of sex that Gemini never thought
existed before.
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