Saturday, July 27, 2013

Gemini X Air Signs



Gemini X Gemini = Wind + Wind = Tornado

The Good: Like two college seminars going on at once the conversation that takes place between two Gemini men is dense, quick, and heated. Every twin wants to find their other half, but remember that a conversation between two Geminis is a conversation between four people. There is nothing wrong with this of course, because two Geminis see the identical attitudes in each other. If it's an even better match, they will see the differences as well and get excited that they have found the other side of their coin. Chances are, their shared interests will split into divergent paths that the other Gemini will find new and exciting to tread on. Not many can keep up with these two. They can barely keep up with each other!

The Bad: Brothers can also make the most petty of rivals, and two Geminis can become quite jealous of each other quite rapidly. This is especially true when it comes to young male Geminis, who are often super quick and blunt to the point of offense as well as tremendously flirtatious. Though Geminis are not as inherently duplicitous as they are often accused of being, a male Gemini rarely handles anger with tact. Friendly competition can turn into a bitter feud if they do not discuss their feelings openly and with regard to each others differences.

The Sexy: It's a whirlwind in bed too. Gemini boys like to be naughty, and with each other they don't mind getting down and dirty (and quick too). Though a Gemini gay man can be quite kinky (the Marquis DeSade was a Gemini) he is often too focused on quick and rough sex than intelligent and slow sessions. Both Geminis will need to cool their heels (as well as a few other parts of their anatomy) if they don't want it to get boring super quick.


Gemini X Libra = Wind + Sky = Turbulence

The Good: Being endowed with a great wit, this is a pair that rolls as a couple of bon vivants. Libra boys always try to emulate the boy-body persona (often to compensate for their innate “lightness”) but in Gemini he has actually found the wily badboy he's always desired. Gemini isn't a bad boy really, but he is naughty and fast, and he likes that Libra is so sophisticated, smart, and into a wide-array of subjects. Both of these men are very playful and funny, and they like to show this to the world. A dynamic duo, everyone ends up swept up in their passions.

The Bad: Sadly, not only are these two notoriously indecisive, but they also are weird when it comes to sex and jealousy. Though Geminis are often accused of having a wandering eye, a Libra will openly flirt (and worse) with other boys if he's feeling like Gemini isn't paying enough attention to him. Geminis are very distracted and not entirely forthright with their emotions. Libras do not like to show their cards, and hide behind coyness. All is fine until these two aspects come to a boiling point. In fights, both Gemini and Libra can be violently bitchy with each other.

The Sexy: Both of these men like to experiment. And how! This is one couple that is typically open to having a third party every now and then, and they often get off on the idea of choosing out their third partner as a couple.



Gemini X Aquarius = Wind + Air = Breeze

The Good: Oh man, air and wind, two ephemeral elements. How does a match like this work out? Surprisingly enough, it does more often than it doesn't, but the rules of the game are unique. Both men are good at being “detached” but at the same time genuinely love being in each others company. These two seem more like friends with benefits than lovers, and often—not wanting to put a label on things—this is very much the case. But what's wrong with dating your best friend, right? Especially when both of you are interested in...well...almost everything.

The Bad: Arguments seem like U.N. Summits, being so unheated and passive that they can last for hours with no real resolution. See, Gemini can TRY to get mad at Aquarius, but Aquarius is emotional teflon for the most part. Also, neither of these two have established anything. Geminis like to run with the wind and Aquarius is content to float in the air, so it can be very hard for either of these men to find a grounding force in each other.


The Sexy: There is a lot of talking and communication going on in their sex life, that's for sure. Aquarius is up for anything and Gemini likes to explore. More action than thought is often encouraged with this pairing in bed.

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Taurus X Water Signs


Taurus X Scorpio = Earth + Ice = Glacier (Opposite Sign Match-Up Bonus!)

The Good: Scorpios and Tauruses both like their material possessions because they are empowered by a sense of ownership. This can also translate to the love of a certain band, a movie, or anything they feel in their heart is “theirs.” This commonality is often what brings them closer, though these two are also very sensual signs. If they don't just have a one-off affair, these two readily desire companionship and true romance. Both financially responsible creatures, they also enjoy luxuries and lavish romantic celebrations: dinners, spa visits, vacations.

The Bad: But Dear Lord can this be an awful match if something goes wrong. Being the two most possessive signs in the zodiac, if jealousy should ever arise between them, it can be bad. And we're not just talking star-crossed lovers here, oh no. A bad Bull x Scorpion combo is more “Alien versus Predator” than “Romeo and Juliette.” The anger of a Taurus is truly terrible and the cold, vengeful side of a Scorpio is the only thing worse than that. There won't just be fights, there will be “Game of Thrones” level treachery and backstabbery. A Scorpio does not want to be controlled; a Taurus always wants what they deserve is theirs. Selfishness will both be their undoing.

The Sexy: *cough* Well then. Now that we have that out of the way...Scorpios and Tauruses enjoy more romantic than raging sexual pastimes. Taurus typically likes being a love-object, regardless of their sexual roles. Scorpio just wants to feel intense emotions.  


Taurus X Pisces = Earth + Water = Ocean

The Good: Taureans are relatively laid-back creatures unless something has destabilized their mood. Pisces are free-flowing characters navigating a sea of emotions. This match works if both men are fairly calm and stable individuals. Taurus aren't ones to express their emotions loudly, which is okay because Pisces is used to detected them. Since both of these signs are typically involved in arts and music, there is plenty of common ground. The Taurus guy enjoys the Pisces guy's mellow demeanor and affectionate nature, while the Pisces guy enjoys the fact that Taurus remains grounded in his.

The Bad: A disconnect arises when Taurus fails to grasp Pisces' needs, which can be tricky since sometimes Pisces doesn't even know what he needs. Pisces can often be good at emoting, but not communicating his emotions--living inside his head as he is wont to do. Taureans can find it difficult to express their feelings directly, which bothers Pisces.

The Sexy: Pisces' unlocks a more emotional side to sex that Taurus had not yet experienced before. In this match, it is the Pisces who adds fuel to the fire. Their love-making sessions will never be rushed.



Taurus X Cancer = Earth + Heart = Stability

The Good: A fantastic match. Both of these men are homebodies in the sense that shelter and comfort bring them both security. They love to make meals and better yet, to eat them (both must be on top of their exercise and good health in this match). Together they will make a home for themselves, and this is why they are well-suited to marriage and companionship.

The Bad: Cancer's mood swings might send Taurus into a panic! Taurus likes emotions that are clear cut, but Cancer has several emotions that don't even have names in English. The good thing is, even when these two get moody, they prefer to do so by themselves. They must make sure that this does not translate into passive-agressive action. It is important for both men to discuss their feelings...even if some of them only have names in Swahili.

The Sexy: Taurus will take up the more active role in bed, but is comfortable with switching it up to Cancer's moods. Sex remains uncomplicated and intense.

Friday, March 8, 2013

Taurus X Air Signs



Taurus X Gemini = Earth + Wind = Sandstorm

The Good: Taurus and Gemini are neighbors, which means their natures often clash. It's not like you always get along with your neighbors, right? At the same time, they both enjoy physical expression. Since Gemini is very cerebral and Taurus a natural aesthete, they may find common ground in their shared joy of arts or music. Sexually they are drawn to each other—Geminis like a boy with grace and Tauruses just like boys. All the boys.

The Bad: Taureans aren't known to be cerebral types, or at least not to be very keen on dense expressions of intellect. Geminis are also hardly ever grounded, and this bugs Taurus boys. They crave stability, even if they aren't exactly home-bodies. These two might have many fights and conflicts of personality. Many of these fights might revolve around other boys or accusations of wandering eyes.

The Sexy: Geminis can turn personality on a whim, and this does not bother Taurus, who just likes sex. Geminis are active in all things, so don't mind to do any of the “heavy lifting” in bed.



Taurus X Libra = Earth + Sky = World

The Good: Taureans and Libras are both artistic and creative types who would rather let their freak-flag fly than sacrifice their integrity. Because they both like the beautiful things in life, they find it easy to be drawn to each other. They are both sexual beings. Obviously. Libra's mellow is on par with Taurus preferring to keep the peace, so aside from Libra's constant indecision on which restaurant to eat at, this will be a relatively chill relationship.

The Bad: Libras aren't exactly open with their feelings, preferring to keep those tactfully hidden. Taurus is the same way. Unless they can communicate with their hearts like so many god couples can do, then there is bound to be a lot of passive aggressive conflict and unvoiced anger. Tauruses like to know the grounded truth and Libra's are always flitting about in the air. This bugs the bull to no end. Libras also have a notorious wandering eye, which can really bring out the anger in Taurus.

The Sexy: But every conflict of theirs can easily be resolved by sex and more sex and di I mention sex? They have a lot of it, both signs being ruled or co-ruled by the planet Venus, symbol stand-in for the lurrvvvv Goddess. In this match, Libra prefers to take the passive role, modeling Taurus on any of his tall, drak, stranger, Romance novel like fantasies.



Taurus X Aquarius = Earth + Air = Oxygen

The Good: These signs are both “fixed,” meaning they both come from a place that desires stabilizability. However, their definition of “stable” greatly varies. Aquarius are quirky, intellectual, dreamers. Taurus like to keep their feet on the ground, even if they do think outside the box. Strangely, this combo can work to each others contrasts. They both enjoy peace, for one, and don't need any extreme amounts of constant momentum or perpetual laziness to enjoy themselves. In this match, Taurus is more likely to follow the lead of Aquarius.

The Bad: Sometimes Aquarius just won't get through to Taurus. Taurus is used to tangible subjects, while Aquarius is ten years into the future, drinking Mai-Tais with aliens and the ghost of Michel Foucult. Does this sentence not make sense to you? Clearly you've never dated an Aquarius before. This disconnect is likely to turn off Aquarius, who needs someone who can jibe with his weird. Taurus boys are more traditional, and they may not be able to put up with Aquarius lack of constant affection and resistance to personal connection.

The Sexy: Because Taurus like full-blown, romantic, affectionate, cuddly sex, Aquarius may find him too needy and perhaps even cliché. Taurus does not like what he misinterprets as an Aquarian coldness in bed. To keep the passion alive, Aquarius might do best to turn on Taurus to newer concepts of sex, perhaps dip into more kinky territories.