Saturday, July 21, 2012

Taurus X Fire Signs


Taurus X Leo = Earth + Light = Growth

The Good: As both men belong to the “Fixed” classification of signs, either is granted supreme personal power. Leo, being fire, is out in the open. Taurus, being earth, enjoys being out there as long as he doesn't have to deal with the frustrations of the spotlight all that often. This pair shares a similar agenda and lust for life. Taurus sees the perfect man in Leo: confident, silly, outgoing. He wants to be wanted. Leo wants to be worshiped (shut up, yes you do) so when a cute, guileless young thang like Taurus shows up at his doorstep, Leo's only words are: “Can I keep him?” Indeed, lion boy, you can. Together, these two will take the gay scene by storm. Taurus will handle all efforts “beneath” the lion boy in exchange for love and protection. In return, the Lion will keep his Taurus well-fed and well-sexed.

The Bad: Unfortunately, both being fixed signs, these two are also infamously stubborn. Both feel they are right ALL THE TIME. Naturally, fights are not easily resolved, especially with Leo so focused on coming out on top ALL THE TIME. Since both boys posses the jealousy of a sixteen-year-old school girl, they will make sure other men stay the fuck back from their guy. At the same time, they love checking out boys together provided they do it in a manner that doesn't compare the hotty in question to one of the boys in this coupling. In the realm of emotions, Leo doesn't understand why Taurus has feelings at seemingly inappropriate times. For Taurus, he doesn't understand how a person can be so damn weird about their feelings ALL THE TIME. Guys, it's okay to have emotions. Better to talk about them.

The Sexy: Dramatic and porny, with plenty of moans for good measure. Since both of these men are self-conscious about their looks and actions, either men will be thinking “Oh my gaw, he is so hot, how is he even doing this.” Guys, trust yourselves. Sex comes naturally for you. Leo likes a little rough play and Taurus likes all play. He also likes a bit of bite and roughness. Since Leos loved to be worshiped (and so do Tauruses) the subtext of this sexual relationship may often sound like a drunken compliment session: “You're hot! No, you're hot! No you're hotter! No, shut up, you're the hottest! OMNOMNOMNOM.”



Taurus X Sagittarius = Earth + Electricity = Grounding

The Good: Taurus is attracted to the centaur guy's personality and disposition. He's just so damn out there, it's kind of hot. He'll send signals. The centaur, in turn, is somewhat confused because he's always trying to see the subtext. This can be hard when Taurus is all about the surface. Often times, the centaur perceives that Taurus dude just wants sex, which, depending on the centaur in question, could be well or poorly received. If not, the centaur finds Taurus a refreshing and simple romance. These two share the realm of the senses. Since centaur likes new experiences and Taurus likes to show people the finer parts of life, most of these two relate to each other in the bedroom.

The Bad: Yet oftentimes, that's it. Sagittarians want freedom; Tauruses want to keep things held down. If they already work as a live-in couple, than it works. Done deal. It all depends on their maturity levels and status. For one, Sagittarius, though he likes to fancy himself a porn star, is not one to have sex on demand. Taurus does not understand why his man would prefer to go base-jumping off Mt. Saint Helens when he could be tapping 'dat ass all day long. The Sagittarius, in turn, can not comprehend the bulls inability to change his thought patterns or just accept no/yes for an answer. This is where resentment often creeps in.

The Sexy: The sex is always good, no question. The Sagittarius boy loves a pretty guy who can either take it / give it. And the bull is just so much indulgence: he's hot and he works it. Taurus men love a guy who can romance and who can FUCK, so in Sagittarius, he has that. Considering he give some stellar blow jobs and the centaur always appreciates a little mouth-service, oral fixations are a go with this coupling.



Aries x Taurus – Fire + Earth = Lava


The Good: Venus and Mars, as they say, are supposed to sync up well together. When this energy is manifested into guys, the results can be deliciously sociological. Aries men are active and aggressive. Taurus men, even if they know they want something, are more likely to let things come to them. Since these men are both relentless in their determination, when they like each other, they go hard. The Aries is the big, strong personality that Taurus boys secretly like. The Taurus boy can bring out the tender side of an Aries heart. They both like sex and sensuality, and so to them their relationship becomes one steamy, hot porno. Taurus can ground an Aries as well as keep up the stabilizing factors of the partnership. Aries acts as a defender and guardian figure...at least on the physical front. Taurus anchors Aries emotions, especially when he gets too out of control.


The Bad: But these positive qualities can also come with plenty of negative connotations as well. The Taurus boy is frustrated by Aries always having to go out and be active. Sometimes he just wants his man to cuddle up at home. The Aries hates when he's pulled back and tied down too restrictively. The Taurus sees this as flightiness and neglect. The Aries sees this as passive aggression. God help their hearts if another boy comes along, or even worse, between them. Men born under signs of horned animals are natural born challengers and fighters, and Aries and Taurus will fight often and intensely. But Taurus always has the last say. Since neither of them are all that great at discussing their emotions, a lot of these arguments come from lack of communication. Both of them need to learn to not be afraid of their inner selves, because a true relationship cannot sustain itself without showing the inner emotions to the other partner.


The Sexy: In any case, they have sex a lot. Taurus boys love to be worshiped and lavished in bed, as befits their connection to the fertility God, Adonis. Aries just like to put it in anything with a pulse, as well as to dominate and conquer. Taurus can take it, as well as bottom from the top. And Aries just needs someone 

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Taurus X Earth Signs


Taurus X Taurus = Earth + Earth = Fertile Land

The Good: Taurus is a sign that does well together, even more so when they are gay. After all, steers and queers love to herd alike. And these boys find a lot of common ground in each other, their likes, their dislikes, and their favorite foods. They are slow-movers when it comes to love, so one bull boy will have to take initiative and plant the seeds of desire in the other. It will work, rest assured. Since they share a love of love and of close friends, their community is their farm in which to thrive on. Since Taureans receive the blessing from the planet of love and beauty, they are less inclined to find fault in the feminine (unless the Taurus is a self-loathing Taurus/gay male, in which case...honey, you need to read some literature). These two get along famously. Also sex. Lots of sex. But this is a given.

The Bad: Their slow pace could easily denigrate into stagnancy if they aren't careful. This can also effect their health—too much indulgence can make a body lazy and gross. There is also the Taurean anger to contend with. Though this combination will rarely get on each others nerves, when they do...it can be pretty ugly.

The Sexy: They love to cuddle and caress. There will also be no power struggle during passive and active roles. Either way, Taurus go hard and then like to sit around and vibe out in each others love.



Taurus X Capricorn = Earth + Metal = Goldmine

The Good: An excellent match. Capricorns like subdued, gentle giants or natural prettyboys. Taurus like men with finesse who know all about the finery of life. The Capricorn man provides motivation to get Taurus going, and the Taurus is a welcome relief from all of the boorish, pushy, rude men of the world. To the Capricorn, no man can romance him like a Taurus. These two enjoy a moderation of sophisticated lifestyles and the value of labor and direction. They are both good with money and supporting each other in life.

The Bad: Arguments step from petty matters. Perhaps Taurus forgot to put his clothes away. Maybe he was being a little bit annoying. And maybe the Capricorn dude is being a stuffed shirt. These two are both stubborn creatures who like things to go their way. Fortunately it's not too hard for either of them to come to a mutual understanding.

The Sexy: Capricorn is a lady in the streets but a freak in the bed. And to him, Taurus is a big, cuddly sex machine...a veritable treasure trove of sexual experimentation and hedonism. Taurus is all: “Sign me up!” Since he doesn't really like to take sexual charge (just likes to have it) Capricorns is a sexual Disneyland for him. It's like Dr. Frankfurter and Rocky (but less tragic endings....hopefully).



Taurus X Virgo = Earth + Plant = Garden

The Good: Virgo men are uninhibited in their speech and criticism, but will keep their thoughts to themselves if they feel they are dealing with stupid people and blowhards. The Taurus entreats Virgo with his laid-back style and he delights in Virgo's telling of truths and righting of wrongs. Even if the Taurus isn't a brainiac, the Virgo dude is attracted by his style and perhaps even his substance. The Taurus likes Virgo's snarky sophistication, and in truth, he falls harder for the guy at first. The Virgo has respect for the Taurus, even if he is of a different breed and personality. That's okay. What bonds them is a shared system of values and romance.

The Bad: Fights usually stem from the material and physical. If they live together, food becomes an obsession—its waste, its value, everything. They both need a clean environment and both love the stuff they own. Perhaps Taurus is weird with his feelings, not really one to spew them everywhere. Virgo finds this silly. He may be strict but he likes to talk and communicate about emotions. Puling teeth is not his favorite thing in the world, so the Taurus should be more willing to kumbaya and share. And Virgo, as always, check yourself before you critique unfairly.

The Sexy: Virgos like to please, Tauruses like to indulge. Whether top or bottom (though Virgo prefers to give it) this is a couple that benefits from each others astrological dharma. Rest assured, the Taurus can take it and enjoys it. The Virgo loves his boy's body and is eager to explore and touch.