Aries x Cancer – Fire + Heart =
Passion
The Good: Aries guys fancy themselves
knights in shining armor, ready to sweep in passionately to rescue a
cute boy in need from all those other, nasty boys who have given them
doubt. Cancer, by no means in a damsel in distress, nevertheless
wants a boy who will give him the hefty supply of emotional
investment he craves. With these two guys, it's high school gay
romance. Aries loves to be needed (provided he's not overcrowded) so
having a boy to dote on makes him feel like superman. And Cancer
loves to nurture and be his man's anchor, so for these two, it's one
of elemental opposites that really works out well. Romance is strong
here, yet so too is naivety.
The Bad: Cancers like to cling and they
also like to dominate from the bottom. A Cancer's mindgames will
leave an Aries boy insane. And Aries men are awkward when it comes
to...well....sensitivity. This can lead to a lot of hurt feelings and
bruised egos. Aries wants to do everything now and OMG why won't you
keep up and you're so lazy hey is that a squirrel want to have sex?
Cancer boys are all like WHY WON'T YOU SIT STILL AND LOVE ME?
Reconcile these differences by talking about your drives in life.
Often, it's all about tempering your inner strengths.
The Sexy: Aries boys either like to
dish it out or take it hard. For Cancers, sex is physical emotion
made manifest. The Aries guy likes this new type of sexual
exploration (sexploration?) And it's all more intense because there's
a Cancer there to feed his flames. There aren't usually any power
struggles here because both men just like to feel their feelings
strong.
Aries x Scorpio – Fire + Ice =
Melting
The Good: The signs of war together in
a relationship? Ooo ra! Woe to their enemies, this is a deadly
combination of a couple. The Aries boy is the more innocent, even
childish half of the relationship...or at least that's how the
Scorpio sees him. This match works well if both men have a common
interest or goal in mind. Oftentimes these two types of men are at
odds with each other, so a relationship where this works is often
unique. Here's how to tell: If the Aries is wild about the Scorpio
guy after longer than a week, and the Scorpio guy isn't ready to
string the Aries over a pit of sharks, it's probably safe to say the
relationship might go somewhere.
The Bad: ASIDE FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL.
Jealousy will force a wedge between them. The Scorpio guy assumes the
Aries boy is out hunting down more men, and when the Aries calls him
out at his own wandering eye, the Scorpio is too keen to remind him
of all his faults. The fights are horrid. While an Aries is quick to
forgive, a Scorpio like....never does. Let's just say this is a match
that's good when it's good but BAD when it's BAD.
The Sexy: Except for the sex which is
50 Shades of Gay Porn. What happens when a speeding locomotive meets
an unstoppablky kinky object? Beds are broken, set on fire.
Neighborhood goats go missing. Home Depots lose their surplus of rope
and twine. It's kinky, weird, and above all things, hot.
Aries x Pisces – Fire + Water =
Boiling
The Good: The Alpha and the Omega, for
all the zodiacal chaos between their positions, actually make a
pretty great match. Aries and Pisces both want to explore and to
change, albeit in different ways that work to each other's strengths.
Aries is all sound and fury and with Pisces, emotions run deep like
ocean water. The Aries sees this emotional sensitive in a way he does
not find weak....perplexing, yes...but also something that should be
fought for. The Pisces knows what's up in the world and seeks to
enlighten the Aries boy when has a chance. Together, these two guys
are each other's best allies. For all of their astrological infamy as
being very hard to reason with, they're actually quite agreeable.
Pure fire and water is boiling steam, like water for chocolate in the
best way possible.
The Bad: Problems arise when either or
boyfriend/partner takes advantage or neglects their other guy's true
natures. Aries can steam roll his Pisces boyfriend if he isn't
careful or doesn't watch his words. And the Pisces is likely to
confuse and bewilder his Aries boy unless he tries to be more
communicative with those words things.
The Sexy: Like picking color schemes,
emotions and drive should match the sexual mood. Both of these men
love sex (then again who doesn't?) and they each bring something to
the table. Aries brings the noise, but Pisces brings in the funk.
