Thursday, May 22, 2014

'Tis the Season of: Gemini

The weather is finally getting warm and, just like clockwork, tank top season is apace. It's time to get social.

And no boy knows who to know than a Gemini, the most social sign of the zodiac.


Geminis are curious sorts, often walking contradictions. They can be sociable yet bitchy, quiet yet rambunctious. They possess an iron-clad wit and a silver tongue, often being compared to lanky trickster sorts like Peter Pan and Puck. 

Gemini are:
- Flirty
- Talkative
- Curious 
- Busy
- Silly 

But remember that this win has two faces, and Gemini guys can also be:
- Flighty 
- Callous 
- Gossipy 
- Liars 
- BALLS CRAZY AND READY TO EFF YOU UP


...Oh my.

So what can a Gemini help you with?

- Networking 
- Practicing your people skills
- That intricate jewel heist you've been planning
- GETTIN' TURNT
- Planning a good party

If you're looking for a guy who is fun-loving, social, and ready to party, snag a double-date-in-one with Gemini.