Thursday, October 24, 2013

Tis the Season of: Scorpio

There's a reason it just got so cold.


Buy a hat. And hold the fuck on to it.

Not only is it Mercury retrograde, but Scorpio season means that everything--your emotions--are tuned to 11. You may be prone to feeling especially broody.

Scorpio men are sort of like sexy vampires--magnetic, erotically charged, and with a penchant for wanting to drain you of your bodily fluids.



Remember though, not all Scorpios are evil, just the ones who haven't learned their lessons. How to tell the good from the bad? Listen to their life story: if they have managed to get over a trauma and rise above it with grace, chances are they are one of the good kinds. If they sound especially obsessive over their baggage? Find the nearest exit and hope they haven't tracked your scent.

Scorpio men are:
- Passionate
- Driven
- Loyal
- Strong willed
- Intensely romantic



Bu oh my goodness, get out of there, because Scorpio men can also be:
- Cruel
- Vengeful
- Insensitive
- Paranoid
- Selfish



Phew. So what can Scorpios help you with? And I mean help you if you ask nicely...
- Learning to love
- Some tough advice
- Gettin' laid
- Having your enemies assassinated (just kidding maybe!)
- Your fashion sense

If you're made of strong stuff, are honorable and love to love then you should nab yourself a Scorpio!

For your own health, just make sure you're nice to them...


Friday, October 18, 2013

Gemini x Water Signs


Gemini X Cancer = Wind + Emotions = Ecstasy 

The Good: This is a very social and dynamic match. Cancer and Gemini both navigate the gay world with relative ease, each one calling home to their own special skill set. Cancers are emotional and charismatic with friends who come to their defense. They usually roll with other romantics. Gemini on the other hand takes care of his own, is more aggressive and tends to hang out with the bad boys and other sources of gossip (even if he does not realize it/admit it). Their attraction then is dynamite stuff, at least at first. Everyone opens up to a Cancer, but Gemini feels like his intellect and scattered emotions are finally understood by someone. Cancer sees the romance and creativity in Gemini. Often they are attached at the hip.

The Bad: Unfortunately, this attachment can prove fateful. To their friends, everything may seem like paradise but that's because Gemini and Cancer are very good at P.R. Their conflicts come in cycles, since both of these signs are prone to mood swings. Cancer hates how detached Gemini can often be, wanting to go solo and such. Gemini finds Cancer to be clingy. Worse, they feed on their own drama.

The Sexy: In the boudoir, Cancer brings out the emotional aspect to typically mischievous Gemini Sexual roles often do not matter in this match, since either is comfortable with taking on fantasies and learning about new sexual aspect of themselves.



Gemini x Scorpio = Wind + Ice = Hail

The Good: What happens when the two allegedly craziest, bad boys of the zodiac get together? Often absolutely nothing at all. Indeed, this is a rare match. Scorpios are fascinated by forces they cannot control (mostly so they can learn to control them) and Gemini is it. Geminis like a challenge, and when it comes to Scorpio there are oh so many. Their mutual intensity and love of culture (underground music ahoy) is an immediate draw as well as...well...sex. Remember that symbolically both of these signs are tied to the underworld, and so when these two get together, things can get dark and steamy. When partnered up they are a powerful force, able to glide through the more harsher aspects of life and potential relationship drama with mutual respect and complete grace.

The Bad: Bottom line, Gemini will not entertain the slightest notion of being told what to do. This infuriates Scorpio, who sees Gemini as being immature and childishly stubborn. Geminis see Scorpios as all the negative aspects of their nature: controlling, grave, Machiavellian. And nothing is more dangerous than a Gemini who sees a rival or a threat to his nature. Of course nothing is more dangerous than a Scorpio (in any instance). Since both of these signs are prone to sadism and revenge, it can get ugly very quickly if either of them decide to bring a grudge against the other. Don't even get me started on jealousy!

The Sexy: It's naughty. It's freaky. And mostly it's scary. Gemini and Scorpio see the power in each other and thus they love to have dom / sub roleplay, often to quite physical extremes. Since no taboo is taboo enough for either of them, both welcome kink with open arms. But things can get scarier when Gemini realizes that he's forging an actual—gasp--emotional connection with Scorpio in bed.



Gemini x Pisces = Wind + Water = Ripples

The Good: Pisces and Gemini are mutable and dynamic signs so this is a pairing that works more often than it does not. Any contrasts come down to this: Gemini = thinking, Pisces = feeling. Geminis are good at expressing themselves while completely dancing around their inner emotions. Pisces can see right through it, and they kind of like it. Geminis are complex and they dig it. As for Gemini, sometimes he often finds himself asking: “Whatcha thinking about?” to his Pisces boyfriend when really it should be: “Whatcha feeling about?” But Gemini like Pisces and his groovy vibe, being down with the weird and wild himself. These two especially enjoy nerding out together or even contemplatively listening to music. Expect many intelligent conversations.

The Bad: It's the same contrasts that set them apart. Gemini can get tired of constantly trying to suss out his mysterious boyfriend. Sometimes the mystery needs to stop, because Gemini is a thinker and Pisces can send him into paranoia. Pisces do not like to pinpoint their emotions or dissect them. They just have them. Gemini can get sick of this moodiness, and in turn, Pisces may consider him unfeeling or insensitive. Why does everything need spelling out? He gets Gemini's passion for communication, but Pisces knows more than anybody that not everything can be expressed with words.


The Sexy: Gemini will want to take a dominate role here, but if he wants to broaden his horizons he should just let back and let Pisces take him down the rabbit hole. No pun intended. If he entrusts Pisces with his sexual chi, the fish boy will take him on a guided meditation of sex that Gemini never thought existed before.