Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Aries x Earth Signs




Aries x Taurus – Fire + Earth = Lava

The Good: Venus and Mars, as they say, are supposed to sync up well together. When this energy is manifested into guys, the results can be deliciously sociological. Aries men are active and aggressive. Taurus men, even if they know they want something, are more likely to let things come to them. Since these men are both relentless in their determination, when they like each other, they go hard. The Aries is the big, strong personality that Taurus boys secretly like. The Taurus boy can bring out the tender side of an Aries heart. They both like sex and sensuality, and so to them their relationship becomes one steamy, hot porno. Taurus can ground an Aries as well as keep up the stabilizing factors of the partnership. Aries acts as a defender and guardian figure...at least on the physical front. Taurus anchors Aries emotions, especially when he gets too out of control.

The Bad: But these positive qualities can also come with plenty of negative connotations as well. The Taurus boy is frustrated by Aries always having to go out and be active. Sometimes he just wants his man to cuddle up at home. The Aries hates when he's pulled back and tied down too restrictively. The Taurus sees this as flightiness and neglect. The Aries sees this as passive aggression. God help their hearts if another boy comes along, or even worse, between them. Men born under signs of horned animals are natural born challengers and fighters, and Aries and Taurus will fight often and intensely. But Taurus always has the last say. Since neither of them are all that great at discussing their emotions, a lot of these arguments come from lack of communication. Both of them need to learn to not be afraid of their inner selves, because a true relationship cannot sustain itself without showing the inner emotions to the other partner.

The Sexy: In any case, they have sex a lot. Taurus boys love to be worshiped and lavished in bed, as befits their connection to the fertility God, Adonis. Aries just like to put it in anything with a pulse, as well as to dominate and conquer. Taurus can take it, as well as bottom from the top. And Aries just needs someone with endurance who can well...endure. Sexually, it's a very complimentary match, provided the Taurus boy is willing to spice things up now and then.


Aries x Virgo – Fire + Plant = Brushfire

The Good: It makes sense that two boys that are so fucking snarky would do well together. Aries boys like challenges as well as men who won't back down from their superiority. This is just fine with Virgo, who loves a challenge and better yet, being proven right. When a Virgo boy trumps an Aries at a battle of wits, the Aries may feign a pout but on the inside he's probably getting the biggest mental hard-on ever. This is what attracts the two, the fact that they are so good at being each other's outlet. They are both naturally driven, unrelenting characters who aren't afraid to call out the world on its occasional bullshit. They are a tough tag-team, even to the point of occasional meanness. This is not so for each other, because even if one or the other doesn't know their limits, they never end up doing any real emotional damage because they both fundamentally know that they care about each other's feelings. They would just never DARE show it.

The Bad: And that's where some of the problems arise. It is very hard for either of these men to ever admit they are wrong. And yet, when someone screws up in this match, no damage can be healed until one relents to the other. Neither of the two are out to get at each other, or even undermine the other's authority. They are way too equal playing field for that. The Aries boy should learn to leave the organization and planning skills to the Virgo, who will use his boyfriend initiative and support as fuel. When they have learned to channel each other's drives, this relationship will be on the right track again.

The Sexy: In bed, the Aries, normally full-throttle force, realizes that sex is a pure act. This is the gift of a Virgo (hey Beyonce, I just name-checked your song). That is to say, to awaken people to where aspects of life should be pure. Sex, which Aries has been perceiving as this one mode of emotion, now becomes a new experience, a mutual benefiting act of love or respect. The Virgo, pure as he is, is no flower, and can take and then temper the Aries drive. Dominance and wrestling is usually a favorite of these two, even if it's more the playful school-boy variety than the hard-core S/M role play. They should just be careful not to injure the other accidentally. Neither of them ever really know their own strength...


Aries x Capricorn – Fire + Metal = Hot Iron

The Good: Aries is brawn, Capricorn is brain, but both are all about being dominate. When they meet, they see a worthy opponent in each other. Both of these signs have horns, and creatures with horns like to clash. Their inner monologues at first, are probably the exact same as the other's: “Ugh, is SO annoying...I must fuck him.” And then they do. And then they realize they have a lot more in common than once thought. For one, they are both ambitious and challenging characters. They encourage this in each other, as well as success. They also both love the traditional forms of love and dating, as cliché as they are (and they both probably don't realize it). The are devoted to each other to a fault when they are in love.

The Bad: The problem is that their energies work against each other. Capricorn likes to restrict himself and others as a way of life and caution. Aries likes to charge full speed ahead. This gives Capricorn a headache, and neither boy will relent to the other. They both love to be right, but at levels more deranged than the Virgo x Aries pairing. Their fights are insufferable and unrelenting. Equally bad is if they see one or the other as the “man” or “woman” in the relationship. This highly archaic way of thinking is detrimental to not just the entirety of the gay community, but their relationship itself.

The Sexy: The Aries boy likes to see what Capricorn, such a stuffed-shirt outside, is like in the bedroom. He's surprised and delighted to find out that the boy is a dirty sex freak in the sack. He will try to push these boundaries further. Their need to dominate each other should result in more than a few sparks. It's a pretty hot combo, and surprisingly kinky. Whatever those kinks are is ultimately up to the couple, but rest assured, they won't be boring in the bedroom until Capricorn falls into a routine. Aries won't let him.

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Aries x Fire Signs




Aries x Fire Signs

It is often believed that elements are often the best amongst their own element. This is both true and false. Two of the same element mean that their very natures are similar, and hence, compatible with each other. The downside here is that two men of the same element can only compliment each other, not temper, improve, or balance. Nevertheless, Fire x Fire is a combination that typically does extraordinarily well with each other.



Aries x Aries - Fire + Fire = Explosion  

The Good: Most definitely a Riku and Sora type of friendship at first (and if you catch that reference, please marry me). As friendly rivals, two Aries gayboys have a brotherly bond. They may fight, they may be stupid, and they may try to outwit each other in matches of machismo. Yet at the end of the day, their friendship is one of valor and an inseparable bond. Their frank honesty and openness for new experiences means that, if they truly fancy each other, they will have a very truthful and open relationship. They are both impassioned young men with a definitive drive and desire to challenge the world. If they are on the same page, this will be a good match. However, they must take caution in restraining their impulsive energy. They will challenge each other to achieved new heights, but they will also give 100% into a relationship.

The Bad: They may clash and fight, as they are both born under the sign of the warrior. These fights could be potentially disastrous, because Aries boys don't know when to back down. One will have to succumb to the other's whims or bad decision making, whether they like it or not. Cut this bad blood off at the pass by being open and honest with each other. Tap into the innocent core of the Aries soul and remember that you are both fighting for the greatest of prizes: love.

The Sexy: Things burn up in the bedroom rather quickly. Since Aries love intense, energetic sex, they will have found a very compatible sexual partner. They must take care to remember that whoever bottoms (and I recommend switching it up) this does not co-notate a position of submissiveness and they should not be ashamed or de-masculinized to switch it up for their boyfriend. At some point, these two boys should discuss the possibility of an open relationship, as all fire-signs are plagued by the desire for new experiences. If this is not ideal, then the two Aries boys in this equation may want to be more open-minded to having threesomes with third partners. As always exercise safe sex practices.



Aries x Leo - Fire + Light = Heat 

The Good: The soldier, whether he likes it or not, is often subservient to the desires of the king. Such is the case here. Aries generally follow Leo boys, usually without consequence. Aries appreciate Leo's ideas and joyful sense of living. They share a similar ideology (though when they don't they may often clash). When the Leo boy is down, the Aries friend may be the spark that gets him going again. And Leo is not afraid to point out the Aries occasional stupid decision making. Leos have a very strong sense of nobility, and this pomp and circumstance may often be difficult for the Aries to endure. In such a pairing, the Leo may end up being the more doting figure. The Aries is the badboy with the heart of gold who wants to shower his lover with affection, and since Leos love the attention, their eyes fill up with big, pink cartoon hearts at the very thought.

The Bad: ...Except when these two drama kings try to hog the spotlight. They need to learn that this town is big enough for the both of them and they should try and remember their dominance and authority is specific to a different skill set. For example, let the Aries boy plan out and send the invites to the party; let the Leo boy do the entertaining and glitzy stuff. Jealousy will also be a hurdle in this relationship, as either men are susceptible to this flaw for various reasons (mostly petty). These two boys need to remind themselves that they are two peas in a pod, cut from the same cloth, and a slew of other cliches basically stating that they are very similar to each other. Learn to share!

The Sexy: Dominance and submission serve as their repertoire. Aries boys love challenges, even the ones they lose. And losing to a Leo can be quite fun. It's a very steamy match-up, often with the over-the-top moaning and force of a porno film. Both of these men are “power” ____s, so it really doesn't matter who's taking it or giving it. Both men are enamored by the sheer intensity of each other.



Aries x Sagittarius - Fire + Electricity = Energy 

The Good: This is typically an amazing pairing. My parents (albeit heterosexual) were this combination. This is because the Aries and Sagittarius match means these two boys both support and compel each other. They are both impulsive men for certain, and this is where they may often need to check themselves. The Aries boy is pure fire and energy, perfect fuel for the Sagittarius guy. In tern, the Sagittarius is always willing to be the perfect adventure companion. He also tends to be the brains of the operation, much more cerebral and calculating than his Aries boy. This role also means that the Sagittarius boy is the one who pulls the Aries back from his too-often reckless decisions. The Aries does not mind. Their values and goals are very much in line with each other.

The Bad: Burn-out is often the downfall in this relationship. A deadly pitfall is the fact that, while Aries x Sag guys are always compatible on the surface, it may not be so below. The Sagittarius optimist is always too eager for a relationship. The Aries boy sees a new boy-toy and assumes he's in love. While these two will never really argue (both being too open and understanding of each other for that) their desires may drive them apart. Their lives, or at the very least their values, must be in aligned with each other for this to work. They must also not fall pray to jealous of one another. Since they both think they're the best, they cannot make the other feel less important. They must support each other's strengths and be understanding of their weaknesses.

The Sexy: A Sagittarius boy has the sexual inventiveness and openness of a Bangkok hooker. The Aries, then, sees his boys body as a playground, or even a laboratory to concoct new sexual experiences. The Sagittarius boy is a lover of movement and muscles, or even just the body in general. The Aries loves to show his off. Both men will crave new experiences rather quickly, yet the Sagittarius guy is always willing to shake things up a bit. The Aries, always worried of harming his lover, must keep in mind that his Sagittarius lover is not a gentle flower, but a rollicking cowboy up to any physical endurance test. He likes to be taken to the limit after all. The Aries should not be afraid to push the envelope.


Compatibility Section Kick-Off



At long last, the compatibility section. Unlike other astrology guides, I won't bullshit you on who you're REALLY compatible with or who you should avoid. Call me an optimist (it's my sign's fault, I swear) but I firmly believe relationships are not the sum of their stars. Also keep in mind that there is more to love astrology when it comes to your sun sign. For a more detailed or even dare I say accurate report, check out this link to see how you and your boo synch up: http://astro.cafeastrology.com/cgi-bin/astro/comp2f

BUT you came here for the boys, and so I will not disappoint. Here's the breakdown.

Sign x Sign

The Good: Describes the positive aspects of this relationship pairing.

The Bad: ...Describes the not so positive aspects, with tips on how to reconcile them.

The Sexy: How your match-up looks in the bedroom. BECAUSE WE ALL LOVE SEX.

As I said before, relationships are primarily about communication, not if your planets get along with each other not--though tell that to all of my Capricorn exes ;)