Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Introduction

"Every one of these signs you know you blowing me away, No matter when you’re born for sure with me you okay, I love every one of y’all no matter what sign you are, January to December here’s my open arms" - Beyonce.
 
You're young. You're hot. You're gay. And you're probably wondering what the hell is up with all
this horoscope business.

You're mystified at parties when artsy Aquarius cuties come up and ask you what your sign is. You're baffled as to why that twinky Taurus boy just won't give you the time of day. You don't get why that hipster Capricorn friend of yours never wants to go out dancing. And you're probably wondering if that sexy Scorpio guy you've had your eye on at the club is just as good in bed as you hear he is (Hint: he is).

Well my gorgeous, gay, friend, look no further. Herein lies a rundown of all twelve zodiac signs and what it means for gay guys everywhere. While many books have been written about astrology--at least one favorite of mine is specifically about gay men, and there is homostrology.com which is worth a checkout--there is little out there on gay guys our age...boys in their teens and early twenties. So, because I have another month of summer left (see: bored) and because I want to put this seemingly useless knowledge to good use, I decided to write this blog. Yay!     


A very intuitive and amazing boy once said to me that gay guys often believe in the personalities attributed to their zodiac sign because we're always questioning our identities. Exploring one's identity is a journey that, unfortunately, most people are sometimes too afraid or too apathetic to go on. Even if one sees astrology as nothing more than a psychological tool (like a placebo effect), it still allows us to search what it means to be us and what we bring to the world at large. It's an empowering system of beliefs, especially during these times where young, gay guys are finally starting to have a voice.

I got into this stuff because I go to a really big hippie school where things like this are actually pretty run of the mill. For me, it's resulted in a lot of useless knowledge and getting a few weird looks at parties (or in the case of guys who believe in zodiac-sign compatibility, a few numbers as well). I also dated someone who was really into astrology and he taught me most of what I know now. Since many gay friends of mine have asked me about what their sign means, I decided to write up this blog in hopes of answering many boy's questions on a mass scale. I also think that it can be really empowering to know what kind of traits you're capable of.

And hey, empowerment is something this community needs, especially with guys our age. We're all trying to figure life out four ourselves, and we want to make a thriving, fun, and impactful community. They say all twelve zodiac signs represent an essential aspect of human life, and all twelve personality types are necessary to build a functioning society. So everyone is bringing something awesome to the big gay table.

A common misconception many people have when dealing with horoscopes, signs, and astrology in general is that there is a certain set of rules and regulations when it comes to “your sign”. This is a false assumption. For example, I know many outgoing Cancers (an introverted sign said to be shy and withdrawn) and many reserved Leos (typically bold and extroverted). Your sign can manifest itself in many unique ways. You are never locked in to what your sign is and there are no real rules for this sort of thing, only archetypes and some common connections. Astrology is not a science, it's a belief system. So hey, I guarantee you nothing! This is for fun and for insight.

As for those who, for whatever reason, wonder if there's any scientific basis to this sort of thing, the answer is...maybe. Yes, some research has been done on whether or not astrology is “credible”. The more mystical minded would say that it's all about time and spiritualism and things that sound vaguely spooky and might scare you off I talked about them here. This guide is meant to be strictly casual and ease-of-access. It's versatile...just like some of you who are reading this.

Some people have pointed to time of birth affecting mental development (like the seasons, daylight, etc.) and while some studies have yielded some surprising results, obviously you can't measure this by the scientific method. So I gladly invite your skepticism but ask you to remember that I'm not trying to prove anything. Just hoping you'll have some fun.


Astrology also makes for great ice breakers. For awhile, if you asked someone what your sign was, it meant that you were probably in the 70's. Now that astrology is en vogue again, it's not so weird to start a flirtation session via inquiring as to what that hottie's sign is. Now, remember, some guys will still think this is weird...and usually they'll be Capricorns (kidding...kind of). But if you have some finesse, usually this is a good jumping off point for conversation.

Also keep in mind that astrology can get super complex. Ridiculously so. But since I want this to be a user-friendly guide and because I know there are better (crazier) astrologers out there than me, I wanted to keep this relatively simple while still giving you the 4-1-1 most other astro resources won't. So yes, this will be exclusively on gay men, specifically the ones in their later teens to their early twenties. That said, I have provided some context for bisexual and transgendered men as well since, to be quite honest, I have never even seen these identities explored in astrological resources before. Exciting new territory, boys.

I also want to keep this resource fun and accessible. If you have any input, it will be greatly appreciated. It is a blog after all! And always keep in mind that your milage with this personality system may vary. I can guarantee though, it gets in your head...and especially in your dating life.

Just ask Beyonce, she's had these problems...


A Brief Overview of Astrology and How to Use this Blog



Like I said before in my intro post, astrology is complex. For example, did you know that you have more than one sign? Most astrologers go by people's birth dates, or what is known as their “Sun Sign” (because the sun, in theory, is lined up with the Earth during whatever period one of the twelve zodiac constellations is in, determining your sign). This what most people go by, because it's easy and it gives you the foundations of your character. I should also make mention that almost every major civilization has its own form of astrology, from India to the ancient Aztecs. The most popular form of the zodiac other than the western is the Chinese, which I hold in high regard as well. However, since I am mostly familiar with the Greek/Roman or "Western" brand of astrology, that is what I will be discussing on this Blog (at least for the time being).

Now, I won't go crazy on your twink assess with the other “signs” in your birth chart, but two other important aspects include what sign the moon was in at your birth--your “moon sign”--and your “rising sign” which is the constellation that was in the eastern sky when your were born . Whew. Crazy stuff, right? Though I promise promise promise I won't get more confusing than I already am here, basically your moon = your inner emotions and your rising = your projected personality and image.

But we're going to keep it simple here and explore your sun sign only. Now, here are some basic rules to the stars:


All twelve signs of the Zodiac are divided into ridiculously specific categories. For example, six signs are “light” signs and the other six are “dark signs”. Now, to be nitpicky on terminology, most astrology peoples refer to these divisions as “masculine” and “feminine”, but since I think gendering terms is stupid anyways (especially in a guide made for guys), I'm going with “light” and “dark”. NOTE: This does not mean GOOD or EVIL. It's more like the Chinese belief in Yin and Yang. This means, two different types of energies at work. 


The second, and more important division when it comes to relationships and love, is the elements. There are three signs for four of the classical elements. Think Captain Planet...minus the kid with the heart ring. Traditional horoscopes say that you always do best with a person who's in the same grouping as you, but often it's more complicated than that. Let me break it down for you thusly


The Light Group of Signs

-These signs are usually associated with dynamic and extroverted natures-

Fire Element: The fire signs are typically direct, outgoing, and aggressive. They are Aries, Leo, and Sagittarius. Fire sign boys are often loud, opinionated, goofy and like to run the show...or at least think they do. The element of fire is powerful. It creates and destroys, but most of all it helps to fuel, produce energy, and radiate warmth.

Air Element: The air signs are typically intellectual, communicative, and detached. They are Gemini, Libra, and Aquarius (which is often mistakenly associated with water due to its description). These boys are the intellectuals, the communicators. They are very cerebral and often times have a hard time coming down to Earth, but their minds and attitudes yield to lofty higher concepts such as truth, philosophy, justice, and coming together as friends and allies. Air allows us to breath, to speak, and to travel and so it is a vital element. 

The Dark Group of Signs

-These signs are usually associated with stabilizing and introverted natures-

Water Element: The water signs are typically emotional, perceptive, and withdrawn. They are Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces. These guys are springs of emotional intensity and are concerned primarily with the affairs of the heart. They can be affectionate but also devastating should they allow their emotions to flood. Water nurtures us, gives us life, yet can also be one of the most destructive forces on the planet. Nevertheless, like love, we cannot survive as a species without it. 

Earth Element: The Earth signs are typically reserved, calculative, and stubborn. They are Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn. These boys are in control of themselves, have tremendous drive and know exactly what they want most of the time. The Earth itself is what anchors us, yet it also allows us to grow and to survive off of its productions. 


In addition to elements, signs are often associated with other things such as planets. Here's where not texting in English class may have helped you out! In classical literature and symbolism, the planets each represented a Greek/Roman god, which in turn embodied a set of values and attributes (Mars was aggressive and dominant, Venus was all about beauty and pleasure, Jupiter influenced luck and wealth, etc.). This same rule applies to your sign. Of course, most people should know there aren't twelve planets (and don't remind Scorpios about what happened to poor, little Pluto.) However, there are other objects in the sky: sun, moon, what science calls planetoids or “little planets” that are often connected to certain signs.


There is a shit-ton of a lot more about this stuff, but like I said, this is just an overview and not an info overload. So please, head on to the following sections to look up info on your sign...or that special somebody elses.


Zodiac Profile Breakdown:

Basic Info: This section includes the time-frame for a particular sign, its associated element, and its associate planet.

Your Hot Date With _____ :  This introductory paragraph highlights a scenario you might encounter while on a date with a guy of the sign profiled. This section is a flirty little fictional account of what it might be like, and should give you a good idea about what fun to expect.

What the Stars Say: The origins of the sign in question, including the mythology and connections to the sign's associated element and planet. This section focuses on the literary and cultural archetypes of your sign.

That Cosmic Bod: What a guy's physical traits may be as influenced by his sign.

What's on the Inside: A complete analysis of the signs positive and negative traits. This is the longest section and details mental and emotional aspects.

You and the Other Boys: How a boy of a certain sign interacts with other guys, gay and straight alike.

Connecting with an ____: How to go about making a romantic connection with a boy of a specific sign and what to expect in dating him.

In the Boudoir: The good stuff. This details a sign's sexual side. It is broken down into how a guy acts while in both the active and passive sex roles, though I should point out that these are only literal positions (I don't personally ascribed to a top / bottom dichotomy of "sexual roles" and really nobody else should either).

Queer Variations: Though this Blog is directed at gay-identified younger dudes, this section touches upon the specifics of how bisexual and trans boys may embody their sign. I see this as more of a distinction of experiences, as all of the above information can apply to most male-identified people...yes even straight dudes too!

Note: Some people have often mentioned to me that they believe there sign has “changed”. This is usually in reference to a horrible bit of misinformation that came out in 2010. I won't bore you with the details but basically: a crap journalist asked an astronomer (a credible scientist who studies the stars and who is NOT an astrologer) about how the constellations have changed over time. He of course mentioned “the thirteen zodiac”. When it comes to astronomy, yes, there ARE in fact thirteen constellations called the zodiac that can be seen in the night sky around the planet. However, when it comes to astrology, we have only and always used twelve. Despite this, the reporter then went on to twist the words of this scientist and billed this info as people's signs physically changing with the addition of a “thirteenth sign” called Serpentarius. While there are some fringe brands of astrology that base signs on the actual position of the constellations, the type of belief system practiced in the western world is based on the system created over time by the ancient Greek philosophers and incidentally this type is what I'm also going by for this Blog.

So no, in other words, you're sign has not changed ;)

Extra note: Most of the photos included on this site are from various Tumblrs and blogs. They are not mine and the only thing I can claim is that apparently I'm not very original.

Aries ~Sign of the Warrior~



                                          “And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.”



Constellation of The Ram, Aries are born from March 22 – April 20. They are associated with the element of Fire and the planet Mars.

Famous Gay Aries Guys: Marc Jacobs, Tennessee Williams, Elton John, Jonathan Groff,  Jay Brannan, Leonardo DaVinci, Allen Ginsberg, George Takei.

                                                                  Crank dat, soulja boy.


Your date with Aries:

     In the middle of the dance floor, in the chaos of all that light and sound, you suddenly find yourself in the middle of a fight--your Long Island Iced Tea now pooling off your sneakers in thin rivers. Before you can react, he leaps in to your defense. After left-hooking the guy in the jaw, he grabs you and pulls you out of the fray. 
    Mere seconds ago he was wild and beautiful, his gold chain dangling in the air as he jumped in to defend your honor from the three caddy little twinks who had made fun of you for dancing with your shirt off. The light catches the sweat on his bare chest as he grabs you and puts his hand behind your neck, the rage in him giving way to the calm gaze of his warm, green eyes. 
    "You okay?" he asks, and then leads you off the dance floor. Let any man dare to start something with his boyfriend again. Though you were terrified only a minute ago...you have to admit, he's already given you one of the most exciting nights of your life. He just seems so passionate about everything he does, even the way he walks commands attention.
       Outside you two laugh as he leads you away from the bar. The other boys stare; let them. He kisses you twice, right in the middle of the road, and the taste of vodka on his breath is sweet and pleasant. You don't feel fear with him. You two are invincible; warriors of the downtown gay scene. 
     You two stumble innocently into an alleyway, and he pushes you--gently--against the brick wall, pins you to it with the force of his kiss. His eyes leer at you playfully but his smile is warm, even as your own eyes look around, your thoughts a mad mix of worry and embarrassment. 
     "Don't worry," he whispers into your ear as his hand slides (perhaps too confidently) down the front of your jeans. "When I'm here, with you, we have nothing to be afraid of."


What the Stars Say:

As far as the stars are concerned, you, Aries boy, are the first...and believe me, you'll let all the other boys know this. In Greek myth, Aries was a golden ram (not to be confused with that hottie god of war, Ares, though there are similarities) who helped a young warrior escape from death by shepherding him across a river. The young stud repaid the generous sheepy by promptly slaughtering him and displaying his skin as a sacrifice to the war god. Nice.

Well, at least this act of kindness did get Aries placed amongst the stars as the first constellation of the zodiac, so there is that perk. Aries are ruled by the planet Mars, planet of war and warriors. The will of the soldier is present in every Aries boy, from the downright brutes to the even the most pacifistic little lambs. It's not so much the will to engage in physical conflict that drives an Aries, but the desire to conquer and to overcome challenges.

And many of these challenges involve chasing hot tail.



Aries is the first sign of the fire elements, and incidentally it is represented by pure fiery fire. No, this does not mean these boys are flaming. On the contrary, because Aries are so masculinely charged, even the biggest power bottom (always a power bottom) Aries boy will talk and act with a rather butch persona. The fire here refers to how passionate they can be. Very, very passionate. Also see: reckless.

                                                  Don't we all hate being attracted to him?
That Cosmic Bod:

Even the twinkiest Aries boy is built for muscles. Lean and mean, Aries are naturally ready for combat or physical challenges. Even if they aren't total juice-heads, they'll still be pretty built in some fashion. They are men's men, which in the gay case means that they're often big game.
                                                           

You can pick an Aries guy out by his distinctive face. The body part that corresponds to Aries is the head, so this is their most distinguished feature. They usually have high hair lines and well-formed foreheads (that sounds weird, but trust me you'll see what I mean). Their hair is usually closely cropped, buzzed, styled in an edgy extreme--that they always manage to pull off--or spiked. Their eyes are a good giveaway to what sign these boys are about. Besides being very distinct and indeed pretty, their eyes appear almost leering as if they are challenging you on the battlefield. Or the night club. Or wherever.


As for the goods, yes, being the sign of the uber masculine, you probably have a pretty nice cock. Your ass however, is probably the better of your extremities, being very rock solid. And hey, you probably are supporting some nice guns anyway, you hunk. Speaking of which, the atypical aggressive stud of so many pornos (or the WWE) is very much like the Aries guy: ripped and sexually intimidating. On the twinkie side, not much has changed here. The Aries twink is still a little spitfire and a force to be reckoned with. As Aries is a warrior, they love tribal tattoos and markings defining their inherit masculinity. More common is the piercing (usually more than one). The badass Aries guy will often pierce his nips. Ears call home to gauges or that intense industrial. No pain, no gain, right boys?


What's on the Inside:

War is a state of mind, and for Aries, life is one giant game of Call of Duty. The old saying “men are from Mars” applies here, as Aries boys can be really, frustratingly such men. As a rule, Aries do not shy away from conflict. But drama is not usually their thing. Soldiers rarely start wars after all (that domain belongs to the kings, or those drama queen Leos). But soldiers do end them. And if you piss an Aries off, rest assured he will end you. If not physically, then mentally. That said, as is the true warrior's mentality, after the dust has cleared, Aries is very quick to forget conflict...until the next one. He is forgiving...after he's standing over your defeated body and flexing his muscles in triumph. And one could only be so lucky.

                                                     Take him to the mat. It's worth it.        

You Aries boys love a challenge and that's grand because you're natural born leaders, ready to grab life by the nuts. You are a badass and ascribe to the “bring it on” philosophy. There is no such thing as a timid Aries. If anything, Aries that err on the shyer side are merely a more tactical breed of solja boys. This imbues you with an incredible sense of drive. You get what you want if you fight for it. Being mostly an extrovert, you are very outgoing. Because Aries are ruled by the masculine, many (but as always, not all) ram boys can “pass for straight”. This let's you forge relationships with many straight males, even the most insecurely homophobic--though why would you want to? This is especially handy in the realm of sports (track, football, wrestling, and other combat sports are your forte). Masculine comradary, gay or straight, comes naturally to you.

Relating to the gals then, can be a little awkward. Because many Aries boys seem like the stereotypical straight guy, girls will often crush on them, or at least want them for sex. Aries guys who are bi, curious, or have not settled on being exclusively gay do often have sex with women. The downside is, the women they usually attract are sometimes not so cool with their same-sex inclinations. This is more often due to jealousy than homophobia. But because a gay Aries is very much like his straight counterpart, women are often “mysterious beings” who he has a hard time associating with. Gay Aries boys like to pal around with other gay guys or even straight boys. Tomgirls and lesbians, however, are not that uncommon either...provided the Aries boy isn't inclined to say something misogynist or anti-gal.


You will find that Aries boys have an interesting cross between super serious and absolutely ridiculous. In a way, this Aries brand of quirkiness may make you wonder if the guy is even aware if he's being silly or not due to the typical straight-faced quality these guys have. You will also find that many an Aries boy has an inherent case of ADHD. They will talk and talk and talk in that very direct, very strong way that comes naturally to their kind. This can either be annoying or endearing, depending on how you feel about that sort of thing. At the same time, Aries can be great story tellers because they'll never tell you anything boring about their life...only the interesting parts.

                                                           ...And gentle as a lamb.

I just want to make mention that while Aries can be very aggressive guys, they are by no means scary, frightening assholes—not the good ones at least. No gay Aries is initially mean. This is because they are so outwardly focused that they usually only see the surface of someone and assume they're good people. In addition to this, Aries is very much focused on himself, so he's probably not really critiquing you on what you do or say at all. This is not selfish, per se, but self-centered. When you meet an Aries, the only chance he'll offend you is if you can't take his teasing. And if he likes you, he'll probably tease you even more. Play along. If you're more timid, this type of behavior could turn you off, but remember that this is just the warrior's brand of tough love and affection. No Aries is ever really, truly cruel in his intentions. In fact, Aries, when trying to impress a guy he's into, will make himself into the perfect gentleman, a knight in shining Levi's.

Aries are not that manipulative either, again being so much about outward appearances and the surface. Unfortunately, this can backfire on them big time. Even the most intelligent Aries men can be accused of being a “stupid juice-head/twink/jock”. This is because they don't really show off their inner emotions or inner intellect very well. Even trying to engage them in intellectual conversation can be tricky because they rarely like to elaborate or explore complicated concepts more than necessary. They're very just-the-facts kind of men. Even humor is a tough concept for them. They aren't cheerless guys by any means, but Aries can rarely relate to other people's brand of humor. Sarcasm they are better suited to, and don't be afraid to be “benignly sarcastic” with an Aries. He likes the poking and prodding. Just be prepared to get a few shots fired in your direction as well.


Heated up, Aries are guys who will do anything to prove that he's there to fight for his friends. While this can result in noble acts such as standing up when someone does you or a friend wrong (woe to the homophobes who have never reckoned with an Aries who bashes back), it can also have its negative effects. Aries boys can get seriously territorial whenever a guy so much looks in the direction of your man. Do you know what “patriarchy” mean? It's the reason why men suck. Basically, it's when boys are behaving badly...such as starting all those wars and oppressing people. In other words, this is the downside of masculinity, or rather the masculinity (or Napoleon) complex. Aries is guilty as charged when it comes to this, sometimes being unnecessarily rowdy, angry, picking fights, and being over the top about being...the top. Aries anger is infamous BUT here's the secret to it: it's like a volcano, intense but shortly lived. Conflict with an Aries will result in screaming but again, the true soldier after the battle is always willing to forge a truce. Use this to your advantage when dealing with an angry Aries. Confront them in earnest without being mean and you may just make a better friend than foe. And above all things, little lambs, check your impulsivity at the door. This can be both good or bad. Taking risks is always worth it, but considering the amount of injuries you get into from NOT THINKING ABOUT SHIT BEFORE YOU DO IT...well like I said, check yo'self girl. Oh and did it piss you off that I called you girl? Not bad to get in touch with your feminine side either. Yin is not without its yang and imbalance of masculine chi can be hazardous to your health (or the health of others lest they get in your way).
                                                                       In the Navy...

And I can't stress this impulsive nature enough. I dated an Aries once. We knew each other for less than a half hour before we were already “Facebook official”. See where I'm going with this? He also had an uncanny knack for getting speeding tickets. Aries guys seem to think that they rule the road and can do whatever they want and go as fast as they want. They are prone to car accidents because of this. For a sign that's connected back to the head, so little of an Aries guy's time is spent thinking with it. Sometimes. Remember that these boys can also be expert strategists too. Their pitfalls usually come from other risks (like my dating story). So be careful, my Arien friends, always think something through first.

Yet the thing is, Aries boys know that to be a warrior doesn't necessarily mean to have to be battling all the time. Aries can be very zen and profound creatures, or at least see the wisdom in everything. An Aries boy I met at NYC Gay Pride once told me that: “Those who worship beauty will be forever ugly, and those who worship money will be forever poor”. When it comes to life proverbs, Aries knows reality better than anybody. They're survivalists and they'll always look out for you. Trust me, there's no better guy to have watching your back than a boy born under the sign of the ram.


You and the Other Boys: Like I says, you get along with the guys because you're oh-so-maanly. This often means you'll be an object of affection for those in the gay scene who worship masculinity. This also mean you'll probably use this to your advantage, so try not to be a douchebag about it. One of the most detrimental concepts plaguing the current gay scene is holding up archaic concepts of “straight-acting masculinity” on a pedestal. So do not try to replicate this concept. Remember, to those Greeks who made you, being gay and showing affection amongst your fellow boys was the most manly act you could ever do. Imagine that, embracing your emotions! Speaking of which let's talk about your tendency to get a rise out of people. Again, stressing the fact that this DOES NOT MEAN you start drama. This is more the brotherly “noogie”/”teasing” type of teasing. Aries can be sarcastic, but not in that clever way. More that...”did you really just say that” kind of way. Guess what? If an Aries teases you, he probably likes you. Also, try not to get territorial with the other guys or be too aggressive in general. Be a sexy soldier of love!

                                                                 Rawr. Down, boys.


Connecting with an Aries:

Aries can be easy to attract. Almost to ridiculous levels. If you're hot and confident enough (and the Aries is easy enough) all you might have to do at the club is go right on up to an available Aries guy and ask him to make-out. Sober or drunk, he'll probably do it. The same can be said for good old conversation too. Again, Aries admire confidence. Even if you're ridiculous or charmingly awkward, he'll at least be willing to engage you. And if he likes you...ooh boy, double-edged sowrd, mis amigos. If you like him back, play with him and play hard to get. Do not be coy, however, because this will puzzle him in a way he might not like. Be playful, be innocent. For all their bravado, Aries is a sign connected to innocence, specifically the innocence of children. At the same time there is nothing worse than an Aries you don't want. They will be relentless. They will blow up your phone. Best to be direct with them and cut it off at the pass. Again, Aries like direct. So if you've accumulated some Aries interest, don't be afraid to be bold and ask him out.


What's harder is the definitive connection. Aries are not good judges of character because they want to see the strength and goodness in people. This means everyone. Aries are also hopefully drawn to good looks, being of the mind that good looking = good person. Not to be a dick, my Aries guys, but you're the types who will ask someone out just because they're hot. Remember, do not be afraid to try to take the plunge and look below the surface. ...At least wait three dates before asking him out.


Aries like to go out. Hiking and the outdoors are favorite pastimes, as well as just about any form of sports or recreation (even video games). A playful challenge does the Aries boy good, so don't be afraid to get competitive. Winning or losing, as long as you put in the effort, he'll be pleased. Aries usually like the clubs and only the shyer ones don't like to dance. Aries make good dancers. In fact, many go-go boys I know are Aries. It's the war dance, trust me. And the ego boost.

You will find that your Aries boy is a very passionate lover. He will treat you with respect and kindness and defend you to the death. Here you will find a guy who you can pal around with and enjoy what it means to be a guy. Though he can be a little intense when he gets mad, he's also a very reasonable character. If he's a good guy, his anger will never become a consistent and he will honor your relationship together. Sometimes his shenanigans can be a little much because he's such an extreme personality. If you can stand his heat, then you'll no doubt have a long and romantic relationship together. You've found your knight.


In the Boudoir:

On Top of It: As famous Aries Lady GaGa once crooned, “You got me wondering why I like it rough”. And hooo yeah, Aries boys love it rough. They also love it romantic too. Well, as long as it's hot and heavy really. But hey, the bedroom is just another battlefield for these boys. Aries guys love to playfight as foreplay, so wrestling is always on the list. For the tops, they are very dominant. Do not LET them pin you however, because to them there is just no fun unless it's a challenge. When he does get you in a compromising position, he will most likely rub it in your face...the fact that he won, I mean. Initially, Aries will probably treat you really gently as he's afraid to unleash his wild side and scare you off. If you're ready for it, tell him to let it all out. He will. Be open about sexual communication, just don't don't put a damper on it.

On the Receiving End: Aries love to take it just as well as give and an Aries bottom is a POWER bottom. To them, this a glorious endurance test. Give it to them hard and do not relent. They like it when you're rough with them, but REMEMBER safety words are important and outright abuse is an obvious no-no. I would also dare say that Aries bottoms can be even more intimidating and raunchy than their top counterparts. The things he'll ask you to do to him...all in that “BRING IT ON MUTHAFUCKA” quality of voice. Comply and don't be afraid. If he can't take it, he'll tell you. Just maybe bring an energy drink along. And condoms too!
                                                                     Yes, please.

Aries are very passionate lovers, so wild sex, while nice, can also become romantic very quickly. Nothing heats an Aries up more than the power of love.


Queer Variations: This is for other male-identified orientations. Trans Aries guys may find it an easy transition, being so inherently aligned with the masculine energy as it is. For them, being boy is easy as breathing air. However, they must remember not to get drunk off patriarchical power because of it. Bisexual Aries boys are fairly common and very popular amongst both male and female genders for their K.O. Combo of being masculine and being intimate with their own gender.


  

Taurus ~Sign of the Muse~



                               “I know you want me. I made it obvious that I want you too”

Constellation of The Bull, Tauruses are born from April 20/21 – to May 21. They are connected to the element of Earth and the planet Venus.

Famous Gay Taurus Guys: John Waters. Keith Haring. Lance Bass. Jonsi. John Cameron Mitchell. Alan Ball. Jean-Paul Gautier.

                                                                        Toro, toro.
Your Date With Taurus:


     He took you to a little-known restaurant and you had the best dinner of your life. Wining and dining with him, he seemed like such a loner figure. When you met him, you were at first captivated by his unique beauty, but the traces of solitude in his mysterious, watery eyes were what intrigued you most about him. 
     "I'm just me," he would tell you with a shy little smile. You wondered what that meant.
     At his apartment he excuses himself to take a shower. You marvel at the place. Everything is just so...exquisite. He's a fashion photographer; photos of him standing next to celebrities are adjacent with photos of him and his family from back on his farm out west (he plays coy about this past). Also in frames are many handsome (and very naked) men. It's a warm home. You notice he burnt incense, something spicy, and he also lit a few candles...but nothing to make the atmosphere cheesy.
     You almost didn't hear him as he got out of the shower. The fog of the bathroom mixes with the smell of the incense and the body wash he was using. He stands there in an open bathrobe, every muscle, every ornate tattoo, every part of him to be viewed by you.  His nakedness is more than literal, and his eyes almost plead for you to come closer. How can you resist? He pulls you into him, cocoons you in the warmth of his skin and his bathrobe. 
      At once, you are lost in his kiss.



What the Stars Says:

If there had to be a poster boy for what it means to be gay, then that boy would probably be a Taurus. Tauruses are sensual guys, typically in touch with their feminine side, and possess the ability to draw in other people's desires. In Greek mythology, Taurus was actually the bull-form of the horny and party-loving god Zeus who fell in lust with a princess. He turned himself into a white bull, one that the princess found irresistible. He then carried the princess away to a magical island where they apparently had crazyawesome sex (possibly while he was still in bull mode; hey it was ancient Greece) and sired a prosperous kingdom.



Taurus boys would love nothing more than to be kidnapped (or do the kidnapping) and be taken to a luxuriant paradise where they could have a romantic getaway with their boo. Taurus is all about the Benjamins, material possessions, and goods. Basically, Taurus boys like their shit: their clothes, their music, their goods, their boyfriends. Yet above all things they love their guy the most, whoever that is; their prized possession. This is a guy you can entrust with money and other things. He usually knows how to spend wisely and has an eye for the best: fashion, food, drinks, and duh...guys. Tauruses are boy crazy, which is saying something when you're talking about gay guys.

Taurus is the first sign of the Earth element grouping and it's the physical earth that represents the Taurean affinity. Taurus guys are connected  to the soil that nurtures the planet (though not the plants themselves, that's Virgo territory) as well as what makes up the ground. They tend to be solid characters, if not in body than personality, so they really do embody this element nicely. The influence of Venus, that gorgeous goddess of love, is really a charged feminine force in the Taurus guy. Some Tauruses take after their goddess in a way that means these boys are usually the most feminine/femmy acting out of most gay boys. This does not mean they are weak however. Venus was also a pretty bad bitch. Girl would cut you if you even looked at her man. But she knew how to live richly and sensuously, so these boys certainly know what's what when it comes to material/physical pleasures. A more butch Taurus takes after Venus' main man Adonis, who was really just the guy version of Venus...really, a Greek myth version of the hunky, strong, silent pool-boy--a high-class love object.
                                                           Grade A Beef is healthy for you.
That Smokin Bod:

A Taurus' most obvious feature is his body. After all, these boys are all about the physical. Taurus guys are blessed with good looks that will either place them firmly in two categories: “beautiful” or “handsome”. Taurus guys tend to be built or tall. Many of these guys make good dancers (not so much go-go boys but traditional/contemporary dance) because of their builds. Taurus boys have big, pretty eyes not unlike those of bulls or steers...this is a compliment, bulls have very big, expressive eyes.



Taurus can have very defined, muscular builds if they work out. Unlike their Aries neighbors, Tauruses aren't so much warrior studs but attractive models. Indeed, Tauruses make good eye-candy; they can have some pretty statuesque bodies. Their hair is usually wispy or stringy, or if cut close, kind of coarse. These boys usually look really good with longish hair. When it comes to their hair or general body upkeep, they know how to pretty themselves up and manage all their physical assets. They were put on this planet to inspire, to make statuesque. In any body shape, their body is something to behold.

                                                                                   ...

Oh, and in case you were wondering about it, yes the fact that you're connected to the bull means you...um...well how do I put this? Let's just say, you have NOTHING to worry about in the size department. Again, being endowed by the goddess of love means Taurus boys are QUITE endowed. And not too bad in the ass department either. Needless to say, Tauruses probably make good porn stars too...


What's on the Inside:

For Taurus, life is about pleasure and enjoyment. These guys are what most people think of when they think of gay men, so stereotypes tend to hit very close to home more or less. Taurus boys love sex. But they also have the ability to appreciate it more than others. Bull boys are also in high demand, often desired for their good looks. Their personalities then, can be a little bit more complex.

                                                                             Horns. 

Taurus guys are often quiet souls. They are of the Dark alignment of the zodiac, so they capture a lot of feminine, passive energy, even if they aren't feminine or passive at all in personalities. Here's a fun astrological fact: the sign following yours will always build upon your weaknesses or excesses. So a Taurus guy is not typically like his Aries neighbor. Taurus are not all about being in your face and aggressive; more like letting you come to them first. They entice, and most dangerous of all, they let you see what you want to see. They are your own projections of them, and they are there to give off inspiration as living muses.

The energy of Venus means that Taurus boys appreciate the finer things in life. Not so much into rough play like sports (though they can make very sturdy athletes) Taurus loves music and the arts. Anything aesthetically pleasing will capture their eye. This applies to the visual arts especially. To capture beauty is a Taurus philosophy, so brilliant artists and photographers are included in the Taurus ranks. Taurus guys know more than most how ephemeral beauty can be. Thus it becomes somewhat of a hobby of theirs to keep it tied down. Unfortunately, this can include guys. “You are mine” is a Taurus catchphrase, though he may not be verbalizing it. Taurus guys just want the nice things in their life to stay. Really, who could blame them?


Especially if these nice things are their loved ones. Taurus is the sign of wealth and keeping that wealth. This is not always measured in material goods. Love is one such resource Taurus knows a lot about, the love of family, the love of friends, and the love of...well...lovers. Taurus therefore knows the value of friendship. Many of these friendships are built with strong, beautiful females or...really any females. Unlike Aries guys who, while not minding rolling with the chicas, don't often have female exclusive friends, a Taurus guys knows what it means to be woman. A Taurus boy is a flame-dame/homo-honey's dream, so girls who like boys who like boys will LOVE Taurus dudes. A Taurus guy knows what it means to connect with that proud, powerful, female force. This means that they may have troubles connecting to straight friends or may not even have straight guy pals at all. In fact, some Taurus boys are outright disgusted by “traditional displays” of masculinity and want nothing to do with straight men...unless it's having sex with them, which Taurus boys seem to have a very good track record of doing. But more on that later.


The trouble with all of this female energy is that in can sometimes be just as problematic as that Aries rawr-rawr masculine chi. Femininity is great when it's channeled correctly, but when it's not...well, the goddess of beauty could get pretty ugly when she was pissed. Taurus gay boys can be BITCHY. And worse, petty. Actually, petty is the number one offender here. If you thought Aries guys got upset when some other stud looked at their boy, DO. NOT. PISS. OFF. A. TAURUS. Their anger is even WORSE than Aries. Taurus guys handle rage horribly. They keep it pent up, as fits their often introverted natures. When it's released, it ain't a pretty sight. Worse of all, Taurus guys can get angry over the dumbest things. Learning to forgive or not sweat the small stuff is a very valuable lesson.

Not to make you bull boys feel any worse, but I think it's best to talk about the bad stuff first before we get back into the good, okay? Taurus gay boys are sometimes accused of being air-headed, slutty twinks. This is an unfair claim and it really ties back into that whole gay misogyny thing I talked about in the Aries chapter. Basically, just because someone likes sex, it doesn't make them a bad person. That kind of thinking leads to most of the current young gay community's problems. Oh, but hold on, don't think I'm letting you off the hook yet, Taurus boys, because these problems aren't one-sided. Taurus fellas, level with me on this, do you make bad decisions when it comes to men? Well that's the downside to being a sensualist and someone who appreciates what's on the outside. A classic example: cute Taurus boy finds cute guy and BAM it's “love” at first sight. But it isn't love. It's wanting to be in love with love and using physical beauty as a barometer for good intentions/personality. Too often, the Taurus twink in question will get his stud (because hey, you guys are hot) but then get burned after. You may not see something as a one night stand, but other boys will. Now, while boys can treat you like shit, and yeah, they are very very wrong for it, it also takes two to tango. Choose your men wisely. Do not fall for a guy with good looks and think he's Prince Charming. Don't be a sucker for a pretty face.



And when you're bad, you're so so bad, because...and don't stone me, you lovely Taurus boys...you guys are the number one boyfriend-stealers of the zodiac. I'm sorry, that's just how it works, it's in your natures to draw desirable things you want towards you...even if those desirable things are taken. So in a way, it's really not your fault, Taurus boys, just the fact that you get it in your heads that guys who are already with someone must mean that they are clearly worth having. It's definitely that Venus nature of yours. Blame that bitch.

                                             

Okay, enough of my tough love, because sensuality and physicality can also be really great assets too, you know? You will find that Taurus boys are great with their money and know how to spend it wisely. Money is a solid commodity, and Taurus knows its worth and its temptations. So while Taurus loves to live richly and be a big spender, he also knows what to spend on. For a Taurus, quality is just as important as quantity. That nice wardrobe he has? How do you think he afforded that? By being thrifty and spending his money on only good clothes. And watching sales. You WANT to take a Taurus shopping with you (and combo him with a Libra and a Cancer gay by as well...though you may be there all day at the mall). Also, don't be afraid to talk money with a Taurus. They are great on giving financial advice.



Things Taurus boys love: Food. The pride of Italian grandmother's everywhere, Taurus boys love to nom. In fact, the quickest way to a Taurus boy's heart is his stomach. This is why Taurus boys make great traditional dates (but again more on that later). Taurus guys see clothing like food. They want only the best. Taurus boys have the restaurants that they love. After a night at the club dancing, a Taurus boy is going to want food and he'll probably be the one in the group to know what's open at that hour.

You and the Other Boys: And rolling with a Taurus will guarantee you good times, though keep in mind these times may be very hedonistic. Taurus boys love the clubs because that's where the cute boys are. Simple as that. The problem is, Taurus boys, though friendly, can also be very very shy and may not exactly want to leap out onto the dance-floor with their shirts off (not yet anyways). Taurus guys are fond of the drink, especially nice, quality liquor. Once it hits them, all bets are off; the goddess Venus has her way and then these boys ain't shy at all. There's no nice, politically correct way to say it...you boys can get slutty on the dance floor. And that's okay; sexuality is your domain. Believe me, the queer male community would be nothing without Taurus men, seeing as there are so many of you who make up our ranks.


The best part about Tauruses is that they are dependable. If you are their friend you become something they will cherish and protect. These boys are the epitome of strong, silent type. That doesn't mean that they aren't talkative, but they would much rather hear what you have to say and then base what they say off of that. Like the bulls they are named for, they are relaxed and laid back until provoked (for better or worse). If you give Taurus anything: a gift, a meal, your time, your affection, he will appreciate this greatly. For Taurus, material and immaterial possessions and ownership are just stockpiles of happiness and affection. Bulls stand as beings of fertility, not just for their sexual prowess, but because they are keepers and guardians of the land. These are the animals that give us cows, not just bringers of milk but also creatures that fertilize and enrich the soil. Their connections to the Earth means that they are natural men, honest and loyal. And in this community, though Taurus boys at this age can sometimes be tricky to deal with, once they settle into their personalities, they can be great providers and even more valuable friends and lovers.


Connecting with a Taurus:

Like I said, Tauruses are friendly creatures but aren't typically amazing conversationalists. So they won't really engage you in small talk. You should engage them first, ask them what they're into. They'll appreciate your interest. You want to make sure you have something to offer them though: knowledge, good looks, direction, money, food. More importantly, offer them personality. Tauruses know what they like so if you don't have something to offer, they may not be interested in you. It helps if you're good looking of course but like I mentioned above, this can lead to very tricky situations.

Fortunately, Tauruses aren't all that horribly difficult to figure out. When a Taurus wants you, he WANTS YOU. And he'll make it obvious that he wants you too, as Taurus hottie Enrique Iglesias once sang. Taurus boys, like Aries, do not quit when it comes to wanting you if they like you. But unlike Aries, Taurus guys are much more subtle about it.

Tauruses LOVE to dine and date. When it comes to dating, the old rules are actually fine by them. Nothing will get their heart beating faster than being taken out to a nice restaurant and having some romantic conversations over good food. Of course, it doesn't necessarily have to be a “nice” restaurant, just a place with food the Taurus would like. It will still manage to be classy somehow; just the power of the Taurus to make everything seem richer and luxuriant. I actually had a very nice dinner date with a Taurus guy at Red Robbin, and this guy was all about sophistication and class. Taurus boys may like to play the part of the bad boy on occasion but they value good manners and hate people who are rude. Being a gentleman works wonders with them.

Tauruses aren't typically those who like to go on wild adventures, but they do like the nicer aspects of the outdoors, being tied to the earth as they are. Places such as resorts and little “getaways”, even improvised ones, suit them well. The more sophisticated bulls appreciate the arts, so take them to a museum or play if that's their thing. They also love to stay home, cuddle and watch a movie or play video games. Going to a classy bar is also definitely a good choice.

                         Random Fact: I actually know the guy laying down. He's a Cancer, FYI.

You will find that Tauruses make very dependable boyfriends. Though I may have said some mean, albeit true things about Taurus guys when it comes to toward people's men, a good Taurus would never want to cheat on his guy. You can trust a Taurus with your stuff, especially your baggage. Secrets and insecurities will be guarded by a Taurus guy, and in turn he'll share his emotions with you as well. Tauruses love to love; it is their nature to want to. No moment spent with a Taurus boyfriend is unromantic. He will be very attune to your feelings and want to make you happy. However, it goes hand in hand that you must make him happy as well and return his generosity.


In The Boudoir:

On Top Of It: Tauruses make surprisingly gentle lovers, but they are also very powerful. Especially so in the realm of sex. They like to love, so they will want you to feel warm and welcome with them. They are very much about holding onto you in bed. Even if your top is on the skinner side, you will feel his power as he wraps hi arms around you. Tauruses like to be pampered, so expect some efforts on your parts, especially in the oral department. Also remember these guys are definitely sporting some...um...larger than average equipment most of the time. Power bottoms, have fun! Though Taurus tops love to have stuff done to them, they're also willing to go at your own pace.


On the Receiving End: Taurus bottoms looove their role. Really. After all, they want you so badly, so clearly they want you inside of them. A Taurus bottom will take his love from every possible angle. As long as he can feel the romance, he will be pleased. He wants to be treated well. This is the boy who dreams of having a gay romance novel type of sex, so be sensual and loving with him. Taurus bottoms have a notorious reputation for attracting straight men wanting to experiment or who just want to try it once with a guy. College is definitely a fun time for a Taurus bottom. Now, while Taurus boys don't mind a quick fuck, they want romance above all else. Making it worth their while means treating them like the princes they so rightfully are.



Expect sensuality with all Tauruses: the lights down low, some candles here or there. Outdoor sex is another favorite scenario for them, connecting back to their archetype as being boys of the wild. In any situation, you will find that Tauruses have romance down more than most guys do at their age. Love is a many splendid thing, and these boys sure do know it.


Queer Variations: This is for other male-identified orientations. Transgendered Taurus men are sometimes rarer than their M-F counterparts, and for them, reconciling female energy with masculine identity can be a tough but enlightening process. Sometimes they feel as they need to embody manliness even more than their biologically male counterparts. Bi Taurus men prefer to stay on the downlow since they already may catch some flak from homophobic people in their circle. But these boys can respect gender differences, especially the feminine side of things, really well.